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| 1/27/2009 6:59:24 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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Every day I am continually amused at the emails in my inbox
check out today's winner - ding ding ding !!!
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Sent: 1/27/2009 3:53:18 PM
Subject: hi
I am from China, now studying in Washington D.C.(AU) So lonely, so strong desire, so thirsty and hungry, I want to have a normal adult life. Let us share our adult happiness.You can contact me at MSN or response this email. Welcome you. I will you a different sexual experience. No response is needed if you hate sexy happiness. I can give you oral sexy happiness.
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with some help from a great funny friend who wrote this - I responded
From: piscesbabe
Sent: 1/27/2009 5:42:55 PM
Subject: RE: hi
You lonely? Get a dog (but not to eat, for much playfulness)
You have much strong desire? Find, hobby, spend many hour doing hobby.
You look for adult happiness? Like watch pornographic movie by self
You are thirsty? Have a Dr. Pepper.
You much hungry? Eat Creme of Sum Yung Min.....very good, you find in homosexual bars.
I like oral happiness from funny joke. I wish you much oral happiness, from nice Chinese lady at massage parlor on corner. ask for "happy ending" special, $10. $15 she love you LONG time!
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Thank you for your response. Your response means that this system does really work.
Additionally, if you have some adult websites, please send me the links. I have to comfort my desire by myself. Send me some adult moveis, too. I never go to massage parlor.
Did you once enjoy pimp's service?
Did you try make love by webcam? Perhaps we can try.
Show you my d*ck, give you climaxing.
Please feel free to share any of your gems ! 
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| 1/27/2009 7:03:32 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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this was yesterday's winner
Sent: 1/26/2009 8:45:55 AM
Subject: oh my your legs are so so sexy
love that pose of you laying on the kitchen table...i would be running around you in circles eyeing you up...panting like a puppy dog in heat...just wanting to lick and kiss those sexy long smooth legs!
--------------------Message--------------------
From: piscesbabe
Sent: 1/26/2009 1:04:25 PM
Subject: RE: oh my your legs are so so sexy
hmm - you mean the one where I'm sitting on a bench?
I don't have one laying on a kitchen table so if that's not it, then maybe you have me confused with someone else ?
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my bad!!! lol yes you on te bench!! lol i took a quick look and saw those sexy legs and thought i had o email you right away.....that is one lucky bench!
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| 1/27/2009 7:05:20 PM |
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waterluvr75
Cherry Hill, NJ
age: 33
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Aye yi yi....you too eh?
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| 1/27/2009 7:07:56 PM |
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talldude123
Albuquerque, NM
age: 33
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 Don't be postin my emails now for everyone to see. 
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| 1/27/2009 7:07:59 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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ok water - sounds like you get some good ones too - ya gotta share
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| 1/27/2009 7:08:37 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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just be glad I'm not posting the pics you sent me - j/k
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| 1/27/2009 7:08:47 PM |
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sassi_nepa
Factoryville, PA
age: 37
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Hard to believe that I would actually ever complain about not getting pervy, creepy email...yet here I am. At least I would be getting email then 
Oh well, doesn't really matter...leaves me free to hit the threads right away!
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| 1/27/2009 7:12:46 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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c'mon guys - send sassi some nice emails
and sassi you don't want the pervy creepy ones unless you like to mess with 'em
like I do -
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| 1/27/2009 7:13:35 PM |
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blackangel69
Rupert, WV
age: 40
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i got this one sat. damn theres some nutcases around lol
age: 41
view all msgs: received from | sent to
online now! 1/24/2009 6:29:24 AM
you replied
Subject: HI PRETTY LETS MEET .
Message: LETS MEET OK 336-350-2539
[Edited 1/27/2009 7:14:09 PM PST]
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| 1/27/2009 7:17:18 PM |
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piscesbabe
New Fairfield, CT
age: 41
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blackangel -thanks for sharing
here's another one
subj: well if you like the "FACE"
Message: i could just camp out and you couldn't walk to the bathroom afterwards
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| 1/27/2009 7:17:53 PM |
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liatris
Fairfield, CT
age: 43
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this was one of my favorites
ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO LONG ISLAND,NEW YORK!
YOU WILL HAVE A SUITE AT THE HILTON GARDEN INN ....FOR YOUR PRIVACY AND SAFETY.
YOU WILL BE TREATED TO A IN ROOM RELAXING MASSAGE FROM THE EVER FAMOUS "SVEN"!
LATER YOU WILL BE TAKEN BY LIMO ....TO A BEAUTIFUL REATAURANT WITH A OCEAN VIEW.... ACCOMPANIED BY YOUR VERY OWN TEXAS GENTLEMAN!!!
AFTER A FINE DINING EXPIERIENCE....TOGETHER WE WILL GO TO A NICE AFTER HOURS NIGHT SPOT FOR C*CKTAILS AND DANCING.
JUST LIKE CINDERELLA....YOU WILL BE TAKEN BACK TO YOUR HUMBLE ABODE FOR A NIGHT OF RELAXING IN YOUR HOT TUB BEFORE HAVING A SOUND SLEEP .
NO SEX IMPLIED OR WARRANTED. MONEY BACK GUARANTEE .ONLY VALID BY XXXXXXXX
He sent this after telling me I was as cute as speckled puppies in a basket
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| 1/27/2009 7:26:18 PM |
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just_photo
Ponchatoula, LA
age: 27
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i've always wanted to come up with a romantic line for a woman, like "i'll keep you in the bedroom so long they'll put your face on a milk carton"
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| 1/27/2009 7:27:02 PM |
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waterluvr75
Cherry Hill, NJ
age: 33
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ok water - sounds like you get some good ones too - ya gotta share
Pisces I delete them, but now that this thread is going I'll be sure to share them with ya...hahahaha
Aye they crack me up
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| 1/27/2009 7:28:25 PM |
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bucktail
Poynette, WI
age: 47
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luck-you
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| 1/27/2009 7:28:57 PM |
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sassi_nepa
Factoryville, PA
age: 37
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LOL thanks pisces....got a dirty email after your post. I was wondering  until I checked back here!
Oh yeah, Photo...that line would have us all jumping your bones, I am sure...nothing hotter than a guy propositioning me with a little kidnapping
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