1/31/2009 7:48:25 AM |
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mex2max
Pomona, CA
age: 54
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The Great Hand Job!
You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or
"Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am."
Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!
It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!
You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Schwarzenegger pounds it,
Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand!
Do you have your situation in hand?
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1/31/2009 8:00:42 AM |
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romanticman9
Greenwood, IN
age: 35
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Mex, I don't know what to say, thats beautiful man. I can truly say that I have never heard it put any better. Its like a poem to jacking off, every young man that comes of age should be given this, just to know everyone else does it, so why shouldn't we. I dont know how you get these gold stars on here but you should be given at least 2 for this post. Thank you Sir. 
[Edited 1/31/2009 8:01:23 AM PST]
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1/31/2009 12:34:29 PM |
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kinkycapitalist

Atlanta, GA
age: 53
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You may be the 1st to be prosecuted for forcing yourself on yourself. 
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1/31/2009 12:43:28 PM |
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msbevzie

Oregon, OH
age: 45
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MEX need help?
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1/31/2009 12:49:47 PM |
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jater34
Springfield, IL
age: 34
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that's the best shit,and so true
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1/31/2009 12:52:51 PM |
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yisdatinghard
Akron, OH
age: 46
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<---am willing to help anyone as long as their willing to help me out toooo        
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1/31/2009 12:54:37 PM |
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nitecaller

Edmonton, AB
age: 46
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sometimes i use the left hand and its just like a stranger
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1/31/2009 1:46:20 PM |
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oldeschoolcharm

Monroe, WA
age: 47
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Well, they throw kids in jail here for taking photos of themselves naked, calling it "production of child pornography", so I'd expect that a teenager caught masturbating would be jailed as a level three sex-offending child molester, and have to register wherever they lived and not live within 2000 feet of a school.
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1/31/2009 2:42:53 PM |
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kinkycapitalist

Atlanta, GA
age: 53
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Confusus says, He who masturbates is a jagoff
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1/31/2009 2:47:13 PM |
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scottiscool

Mayville, WI
age: 50 online now!
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" Rinse, Lather and Repeat...........
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1/31/2009 9:12:45 PM |
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pentopaper
Calhoun, GA
age: 41
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I heard if you do it to much youll go blind......so i figure i can do it till i need glasses
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1/31/2009 9:14:39 PM |
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funtruckerman
Petal, MS
age: 55
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Did you copy that from Shakesphere or was that origional ?
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2/1/2009 1:26:03 AM |
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gr8ful2b

Henderson, NV
age: 44
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<--- IS A CITY BOY WHO CHOKES HIS CHICKEN REGULARLY
How lofty and poetic... however, you think about your penis way too much. I'm a big fan of masturbation, and a writer of poetry and music as well. However, I've never written any verse on playing with myself... most of my poetry, music and verse is inspired by a woman with plays with my c*ck and/or fills my heart.
When there's nobody in my life to play with it, then I take matters into my own hands.
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2/1/2009 2:06:21 AM |
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monica11
Victoria
Australia
age: 47
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what a good sense of humour you all have you guys
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2/1/2009 2:20:42 AM |
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seth81
Ellerslie, GA
age: 27
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why the hell not!!
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