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3/15/2007 7:01:35 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 54


Hey, I'll admit anything, but you ain't goin' there with me!

Oh wait.... is this a Proctologist "thing?"
ROFL!

3/15/2007 8:00:40 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57


Hey, Sin, Krazz,

Man amI glad you guy's showed up. There seems to be a mistake according to Duck. Only problem is I cant find hill. Last thing he told me was to not look down !!! We got some ammo, Troy was waiting in the truck; I kept calling for Hill, Butt he never showed up, I thought that they had him and ran. Now Duck says that it's all a mistake. Im confused, I aint never be mixed up in nothin like this before, this on line thing might just be out of my league. Tee - Shirts that read; Suckin head & Eatin tail, Strap ons, Folks cuming up missin, Seb dun took to drinkin home brew, I just want to go back to the way it use to be, you know, just talkin bout regular sex and stuff, this hole thing, ( i mean whole thing) oops, is a little too weird for me. Folks in Alabama dont talk like this. I'll holler at you guy's later. This hole, damn I mean whole thing has me all messed up. You guy's see if you can find Hill, he may need counseling, so go easy on him will you; Thanks.

Trojan,

Sebs on homebrew
Mammy is recoving from everclear
Frisky is ready to try it
Hill is missing
and the damn party aint even started yet !!!!

3/15/2007 8:19:25 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47


Hey! I barely made it out by the seat of my pants.

no thanks to Trojan..... um hm


hey! Yanno what ya call a Jamaican Proctologist?


Poke'mon!

3/15/2007 8:24:03 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 54


Sorry Toto, er, um, I mean Trojan, but I'm afraid we ain't in Kansas anymore!

(clicks hoofs together three times, and chants, "there's no place like home....")

3/15/2007 8:33:38 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57


Hey Hillary, I mean Hill,

Man am I glad to see you, we waited in the truck for you and then Troy got scared and wanted to leave so I just rode with him bro, I did'nt want to go off and leave you, but Troy he's a city boy and got rattled pretty good so I just went along to kind of calm him down, you do understand don't you???

Man am I glad you made it out all right. By the seat of your pants, you say. You remember telling me about them crosseyed chickens of yours don't you. Just to be sure Hill; How many fingers do you see ???

Oh hell Hill, thats too many !!!

I better go get help !!! I'll be back !!

Trojan

3/15/2007 8:41:06 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

darbywalters
San Antonio, TX
age: 50


Well, you guys are missing out...a woman that knows how to "play" the back side is a find. It won't make you "GAY" but it might make you "HAPPY"

3/15/2007 8:47:39 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47


Look! its Mr. Ben Dover.

ooops, My Bad. lol

3/15/2007 9:20:33 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

duckie1963
North York, ON
age: 44


yeah guys, your on your own with Darby.... I said I had heard this before but from women.

You gotta cover your own assets here... Trojan; maybe you could go to one of those high class bars of yours and give a whirl... let us know how it turns out... shouldn't hurt after the first or second time. For an experiment to be effective you have to try it at least three times....lmao

Hill you better drive, he may need the back of the truck to lie down...

c'mon buddy take one for the team



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3/15/2007 10:40:16 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57


Lady, I swear I believe you been in the gas can !!!

Either that or you NEED to git in the gas can !!!

Duckie I cant do it, Tell you what though, Lets go to the club together, Hell it cant be any worse than the fellow in the Caddy; What do you say, I wont tell on you if you dont tell on me !!!

Are you chicken, duck !!

We gon be up there in a month or two, we're taking the freeway, pack yo bags and wait on the porch, you'll know us when we pull up, trust me !!!

Sure hop you like fresh fish, Hills been holden on to these, just waitin for the right time, girl I swear I believe you're in luck. Call some family members if you want we got plenty !!!


See you in a month or so, we taking the freeway.

Trojan (not the condom)

3/15/2007 11:39:14 PM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

duckie1963
North York, ON
age: 44


gas can, smack, crack.... doesnt anybody drink wine, beer, booze? What about just regular weed? Man am I ever feelin old... what do they serve at these clubs of yours? I'll try anything twice

I aint no chicken... how you want that fish fried? BBQ, Pan, over an open flame, I live on a greenbelt, by the time you get here, we have have open fires that month...lol

Back on topic, this is for men not women to say whether they enjoy.... so I am off the hook (thank god) so I got nothing to prove. If the question was aimed at women, my answer would have been No Freaking Way. There are too many other ways to have sex, orgasms, whatever then to go thru that kinda pain.... but hey whatever floats your boat



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3/16/2007 2:54:17 AM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40


Hill, I am still laughing at the Poke'mon that was funny as hell LMAO



[Edited 3/16/2007 2:54:30 AM]

3/17/2007 2:09:28 AM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

suriel
Bronx, NY
age: 38


In my response to your replies, I opened a forum for discussion. I don't appreciate the assumptions that I'm a FREAK, or strap on dildos etc....... Many people have different expressions of sexual pleasure and sexual excitement. I wanted to provoke the thought of how many men have had anal(excitement) adventure with a woman. Men and women have a distinct difference, our genital anatomy. DUH! But, during development, our reproductive systems are the same don't forget. Our clitoris is a penis, only never devloped, our ovaries could have been scrotums, just different houses that host eggs or sperm for the same human biological purpose of reproduction. Aside from our obvious difference, everything else is equal. And if you expect a woman to explore, why should it be one sided? If you haven't tried it, don't judge, and if you have and didn't like it, then it's an individual thing. How many times have women done things that are not pleasurable at all, but are performed to satisfy you??????? All I'm saying is that sex doesn't revolve around the man performing on the woman. You're not getting a BJ, you're giving and the woman is still receiving. But when the woman is giving and you're just accepting, it becomes a problem RIGHT????????? And for the women, PLEASE!!!! You think you're less of a freak because you're minus one act????? Lemme guess, I suck but don't swallow, him on top because I don't do doggystyle on the first date, OK I'll moan but I won't scream cause I don't know him that well, won't sleep with him on the first date because you met him on the internet but meanwhile how many guys have you brought home from a bar or club??????????? Get over yourselves, if you were so highly moral, you wouldn't be on this forum without some FREAKY experience to debate with.

3/17/2007 2:40:31 AM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

suriel
Bronx, NY
age: 38


And as for you Mr Trojan AKA Alpha Dawg of the Ratt Pack. So, tell the gang how you never had a woman anal style. Oh, if you did, how much she enjoyed it because, OF COURSE, it was you giving it to her. Tell the Possie how anal sex is only acceptable to women and why, your profound knowledge and wit are greatly admired. Please convey that anal sex is so abhorrent, it only deserves a woman to endure such humility. And if you admit that you never participated in it, then your just a wiseass putting out quips to gain humor in your favor. So what is it, better give than to receive, because I can only assume YOU think all of your triumphs were well satisfied to give advice. If you admit that you have had anal sex and have been the agressor, you contradict yourself (anal sex intrigues you). You can give but not receive, therefore you prove my point. (it makes you gay phobia) If you never had anal sex, then you have no foundation for your opinions, and if you say NOW that you have, you lose your credibility because you are making the huge mistake of associating a sexual act to a specific gender. Your response?????????

3/17/2007 5:26:41 AM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40


Suriel, take it easy....if you are on these boards long enough you'd understand, people have the tendancy of going off-topic quite a bit, that doesn't mean they don't value your opinion. It's just that we try to find humor in everything and this is certainly no exception.

Look at the other boards, somehow somewhere someone will find humor regardless of how serious the topic is, If you are offended that my sincere apologies, however you'd have much more fun joining the melee and dishing it right back, just my opinion take it for what it's worth.
~Sin

3/17/2007 6:59:34 AM Guys, when will you admit that anal excitement doesn't make you gay!!  

trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57


Lady, (if I can call you that)

I hope you'll forgive me for having a negative opinion. You speak very eloquite ( i think) But I truly think you're trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit !!!!! You can talk long and hard; But Im standing my ground on this one; You must have one sorry piece of ass on you.

If you have ever heard the term (Loggerhead) You'd understand why I choose NOT to punish anybody in that fashion; I guess I just respect a woman too much to subject her to that kind of humiliation.

Thats my story and Im stickin to it !!

My name is Ravon

Don't include any ratpack or possee lady, these are all great people, Im the one with my opinion, and most of the stuff I write I tickle the hell out of myself !!! including this !!



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