
bluboy
Elsberry, MO
age: 55
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I posted this on there 50+ but thought we all could use a laugh..
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name put it in the Reply box.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
New first name:
A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dink y
Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = sn ickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pan ts
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day..
Boy, that should tell us something !!!!!!!!!
Later, DipsyLips Bubble
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lo_sue
El Paso, TX
age: 33 online now!
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Snooty Pottyhump
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angelleyes
Plymouth, MA
age: 34
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lmfao... well my new name is BOOBIE DIPPIN DUNKIN HEHEHEHEEHE!!!
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viktoriya75
Brooklyn, NY
age: 32
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Funky Lizarddunkin... I like it...
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sunshinewm
Cleveland, TN
age: 43 online now!
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Sloopy Chickenfanny.........
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angelleyes
Plymouth, MA
age: 34
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ty blu i love it!!!     lmao
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nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50 online now!
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Funky Lickin Hiney 
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barbi4sum1
Altoona, PA
age: 38
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Dorfus Frickenbutt !!!  
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britbrit
Gloucester, MA
age: 21
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dorky wafflehump 
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newlife4me2
Saylorsburg, PA
age: 42 online now!
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Sloopy Dippindunkin
ROFL..........
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julymorning07
Saint James, MO
age: 55
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Snooty Farkleface LOL
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peachess
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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Sloopy Chuckledunkin...
Thx Blu!
xoxoPeaches.
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bountyman
Carthage, MO
age: 47 online now!
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Dumbo Dippindoodle-----
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harleyhunny
Lafayette, IN
age: 46
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Dorfus Chickenhump
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ljgiggles
Edgewater, FL
age: 28
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Doombah Pottydoodle
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