mokaybee
Poplar Bluff, MO
age: 48
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ANYBODY GOT A QUARTER???
Just need to call someone who cares. WAIT!
That number has been:
disconnected for non-payment,
unlisted,
on a 4 billion minute hold wait time
outsourced to the Phillippines
busy for decades
redirected to 1-800-GTOVRIT
OK, THANKS! I'M OVER IT!!!
Actually, I know the number to call and it is listed, never busy, no hold time, covers the globe, and is very helpful in getting over it. Oh, and it has unlimited minutes because the cost of calling was paid for in blood!
It's 1-800-GOD-WORD and I love the helpful operators HE uses at DH that guide you to the right department for appropriate services:
For venting press 0
For repentance press 1
For blessing press 7 (repeatedly)
For intervention press 911
For encouragement press, press, press forward
For love press 2 (because you have to give it away to feel it)
WOW, THIS REALLY DID HELP ME WITHOUT EVEN VENTING OUT LOUD!
ADD YOUR OWN SERVICE NUMBERS, IT WAS ACTUALLY FUN TO START THIS...
kelly
(GTOVRIT PROCESS-LOL)
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bigblueeyes511
Hampton, GA
age: 55
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only problem is you need 3 quarters to make a call
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mokaybee
Poplar Bluff, MO
age: 48
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Thanks BBeyes, got any spare change?
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see2
Wichita, KS
age: 51
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i dont think three quarters would cover me press 0
i need fifteeen dollars for press 911
all ive got is ten dimes so ill pass em on to you and take
my silly self to bed so i can press 1 [saved back a quarter]
good night
c
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