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| 3/14/2009 6:19:08 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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eimi
Jacksonville, FL
age: 36
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Hi People, 
I am supposed to be at Irish Fest but my kid had emergency and had to give him my car.
I am bummed out and want to just have some fun. I would be partying, drinking, and flirting but I am here instead. I am horny and bored.
So please keep my Irish eyes smiling and have some fun...
tell a joke, flirt , play , or what ever just everyone be nice. Don't hate...masturbate!
What is the funnest St.Pats memory you have...?
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| 3/14/2009 6:21:15 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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msbevzie
Oregon, OH
age: 45
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<~~~~not Irish, am Polish...had that last night and been drinking by myself tonight I don't need anyone BUT ME!!!
That's right Monkey cause I love YOU!
[Edited 3/14/2009 6:31:02 PM PST]
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| 3/14/2009 6:22:23 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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spankdemnky
Florence, MS
age: 53
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That BS Bev, you need me!!!!!  Hey EIMI, keep me from having an IRISH WEENIE (DUBLIN) GET NAKED!!!
[Edited 3/14/2009 6:23:44 PM PST]
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| 3/14/2009 6:34:58 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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eimi
Jacksonville, FL
age: 36
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Don't know about Naked but definately perky...
Ms.Bev have green beer
Monkey I suppose your going to ask me to blow on your Tin Whistle...lol
Bev I am just trying to keep it light...I don't NEED anyone per say but I want to have fun
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| 3/14/2009 6:40:37 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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clownkilla
Sarasota, FL
age: 38
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I'm sorry I only have pain and misery to share.Your I have a black heart clown .
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| 3/14/2009 7:22:04 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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eimi
Jacksonville, FL
age: 36
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Who's The Boss
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"
She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
think black hearts might get that response from the ladies clown?
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| 3/14/2009 8:14:55 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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katrinasq
Mena, AR
age: 40
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Tuesday is green beer day, so you still have some fun to look forward to 
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| 3/14/2009 8:36:54 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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itlldo4u
Corbin, KY
age: 52
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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| 3/14/2009 8:47:16 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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eimi
Jacksonville, FL
age: 36
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Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
Itldo thanks for the laugh...Kat here's to green beer on Tuesday 
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| 3/14/2009 9:44:37 PM |
Keep these Irish Eyes a Shining and have some fun |
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groomerdb
New Alexandria, PA
age: 50
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itlldo4U that was a great joke I never heard that one before.
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