| 11/9/2007 6:54:33 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
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A change of pace. It's a little lengthy and it's not about sex or war or sick emails but I found it to be very interesting...Take a break and have another cup of coffee and check it out....
Dating advice from man's best friend
By Wendy Diamond
Special to Yahoo! Personals
There are more than 68 million dogs in the United States. I can guarantee you that at the end of more than half of those dogs' leashes you will find men.
A dog is a man's loyal best friend. And, since men naturally identify with dogs, it's possible to identify common links and shared personality traits between men and their dogs. In fact, I foresee a new wave in pop culture emerging. A man won't be vaguely called a "dog" any more -- he'll be humorously defined and nicknamed by the breed or mutt he owns! He'll be a "Dober-man," a "Lab-man," "Mr. Beagle," "Mutt man" and so on.
For example, consider a Chihuahua man. He can be very demanding when he doesn't get his own way. He loves to be the center of attention, too. Zealous and impassioned actor Mickey Rourke is a Chihuahua man. The Irish Setter-man is very sociable and good-natured; perhaps that's why he can be often found at the pub with his buddies. On your first date, suggest an Irish pub that serves authentic dishes such as shepherd's pie, fish and chips and beef stew. If you get serious with Mr. Irish Setter man, you can expect him to be loyal, affectionate and a family man.
Will Smith, a Rottweiler man
Mr. Rottweiler can't help but become overly protective when he senses his loved ones are in danger. Will Smith, a Rottweiler man, is known in Hollywood as very protective of his wife, Jada, and their children. A Mutt man changes his moods at the drop of a hat, as he possesses the numerous personality traits of his various ancestors! Famous, multi-talented Mutt men actors include sexy Brad Pitt, soulful Kevin Spacey, mysterious David Duchovny and animated Alan Cumming.
Equally important to predicting a man's personality traits based on the breed of dog he owns are some applicable training techniques. In general, housebreaking can be a problem for both men and dogs, as they must mark their territory. Dogs leave scent marks; men leave wet towels, worn socks or clothes on the back of a chair or the end of a bed. Let's face it, both love their treats and it's important to know when to reward and when to hold back, otherwise you'll have one spoiled pup on your hands!
For some specific behaviors, consider Mr. West Highland Terrier for example. He is affectionate albeit demanding. He has an insatiable appetite for being in the know and in the middle of what's happening. He's highly sociable and doesn't like to make waves. Diplomacy is his middle name and, although he is very loyal, don't expect him to fight your battles for you. Given all of his outdoor activities and social calendar, you'll have to teach him that your private time can be as exciting and fulfilling as the next grand opening. Fads fade but true love lasts.
Channel his high energy
Mr. Golden Retriever is not above going through your closets and personal belongings when you're not aware. He'll feel entitled to claim your possessions as mutual territory. You can help him channel his high energy by giving him projects around the house or yard, such as; building shelves, painting the apartment and landscaping the garden.
Finally, if you have a faithful dog in your household, count on it to help sniff out whether your budding relationship might just be puppy love or the real deal.
When you first start dating, your dog will give you a sure indicator about how it feels about your new love interest. At first meeting, your dog's tail will wag with approval if it connects positively. If your canine love consultant barks and growls every time sweetie enters the room - beware of cupid! His arrow might have missed the mark! Some breeds are more protective and take longer to warm up to new people entering their clan.
Happily forever after?
Canines, like men and women, can become jealous when they feel they might have to share treats and attention. It's important to incorporate the person you're dating in your dog's regular activities to prevent competition and promote compatibility. Your dog will welcome your love interest at the front door with excitement when it has accepted your love match! But, after several months of dating if your dog doesn't warm up, you might want to check out the personality traits of your breed with your potential mate to find out if happily forever after is in your future.
There is an endless variety and ample opportunities for discussing both men and dogs with girlfriends over Sunday brunch, with co-workers during lunch, your mother and sisters over dinner. Dog stories, too, can lead to many conversations with your special man while you're walking his dog to the local dog run. Have fun!
What a Lucky Dog! How to Understand Men through Their DogsWendy Diamond, founder and editorial director of Animal Fair (fairness to animals) magazine, is the author of "What a Lucky Dog! How to Understand Men through Their Dogs." Wendy, who is single and dating, says she she is still searching for the perfect breed of man! She and her canine companion, Lucky, a Maltese she rescued, live in New York with a rescue cat named Pasha. Her website is www.animalfair.com.
[Edited 11/9/2007 6:56:00 AM]
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| 11/9/2007 7:01:58 AM |
Dogs Tell About Men...... |
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dg1260
Galion, OH
age: 46
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Wonder what it says about me. Shetland Sheep dogs (Shelties). Extremely loyal, intelligent and eager to please. They can also be quite loud (barkers).
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| 11/9/2007 7:02:36 AM |
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slinky1971
Kingston, GA
age: 36
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oh no, is this going to turn into guys complimenting themselves through dog analogies?
for the record though, comparing men to dogs? jesus if men did this to women we'd be hung.
[Edited 11/9/2007 7:09:08 AM]
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| 11/9/2007 7:03:05 AM |
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dg1260
Galion, OH
age: 46
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Go get a cat!
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| 11/9/2007 7:08:04 AM |
Dogs Tell About Men...... |
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nicksterdemus
Little Rock, AR
age: 50 online now!
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I had a bloodhound. Does that make me a cold trailin' stalker? Oh n since I'm @ half a century mark make sure n throw creepy out in front................
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| 11/9/2007 7:13:31 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
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OMG...It was put up for a little humor and fun...Does everything on here have to turn into a pissing contest...I will be happy to delete it....
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| 11/9/2007 7:13:56 AM |
Dogs Tell About Men...... |
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slinky1971
Kingston, GA
age: 36
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no its cool klassy, though there is a jokes section.
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| 11/9/2007 7:16:27 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
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If you read it...It's not a joke...fun is not always ha ha funny....
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| 11/9/2007 7:17:22 AM |
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slinky1971
Kingston, GA
age: 36
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you say potato
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| 11/9/2007 7:19:18 AM |
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
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No Klassy...I like your post..no need to delete..some people just have no sense of humor or are willing to accept a different way of looking at things..
I used to have an English setter mix..the vets couldnt figure out what he was mixed with, other than some other strain of english setter.
A good hunting dog..but we didnt hunt..he just wanted to play with any moving,living creature..friendly to a T..and good with kids. When my nephew was just a year and half..he would pull my dogs ears ..and the dog just sat there grinning..enjoying the attention.
If I could have half the patience that dog had..I'd consider myself lucky.
I have cat now..and she's an evil witch..lol..she was giving me a 'hug' the other night..I leaned in to nuzzle her..and she bit me on the nose..lol..
Maybe that is why I have a short temper nowadays..my next cat is going to be a dog..
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| 11/9/2007 7:20:41 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
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No I don't...I'm from GA and I say "taters"
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| 11/9/2007 7:24:17 AM |
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v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45
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Hi Klassy! I missed you all too much to stay away....
I also miss having my dogs around to check out potential dates. They were great BS detectors! If my dogs didn't like someone, I knew it wasn't worth my time.
Although.... on occasion, my Border Collie would mess with someone that he could tell didn't like dogs. It was fun to watch!
Great post. It's what made me put up a new profile in order to respond! 
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| 11/9/2007 7:28:38 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50
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Dang gurl...I am glad to see your are back...Look's like you need backup even when you post the lighter stuff....
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| 11/9/2007 7:31:32 AM |
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dg1260
Galion, OH
age: 46
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Don't let stinky, I mean Slinky ruin it Klassy.
Your a great person and this is a fun thread.
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| 11/9/2007 7:36:34 AM |
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onlyone4me
Peoria, IL
age: 56
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I love all animals but only have 2 glowlight fish now. Don't like animals in the house that shed hair or stink up the place. It's hard enough taking care of myself. I don't want to clean up after something or someone else. What does that make me?
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