mosabie
Hyannis, MA
age: 36
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a pirate and a sailor are at the bar. they start to talking, the sailor says to the pirate i see that you are a well seasond sea-man, you have a patch on your eye , a hook for a hand and a wooden leg. i know that it maybe rude of me to ask seeing has we have just met, but how has all of that happend to you? the pirate says well one day i was on me boat and a huge wave knocks me over board . while me crew were pullin` me up a shark comes and bites me leg off. oooh! says the sailor what about the hook? well, one day me and me mates were tryin` to commander a ship and in the battel some scally-wag cuts off me hand. i see says the sailor. and the ey patch was in that battel too? no says the pirate. this happen whille i was standin` on the deck of me boat when a flock of sea-gulls flew over head, i looked up and one of them damn birds SHITin me eye. i would not think that bird SHIT would have been strong enough to make you lose an eye, says the sailor. its not says the pirate. then who`d you lose the eye, IT WAS THE FIRST DAY WITH MY HOOK!!!!!!!!
[Edited 11/11/2007 4:45:50 PM]
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