| 11/16/2007 4:56:59 PM |
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eric5150
Ben Wheeler, TX
age: 23
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1) do not post a picture of yourself twenty years ago. It is quite a shock to us when we see you in real life.
2) DO NOT write about how much you love your cat. This could be a reason why you are single.
3) DO NOT tell us you love to cook when the only thing you know how to cook has directions on the box.
4) DO NOT start off with phrases such as "You need to be athletic(ripped), and financialy stable(rich),
oh and having a nice truck(that I can drive) would be nice too. OH and you need to be respectful towards women(dont speak your mind) and know how to show a girl a good time(be willing to spend your money on me)
5) DO NOT say things like "my friends will always be first in my life. and if you cant deal with that pass me up"----okay (click)
6) DO NOT post more pics of your cat than of you.
7) DO NOT throw up a pic of yourself in a thong and bra and expect you wont get a lot of perv hits.
8)DO NOT write things like "if you want to know something just ask" I want to find something that we have in common first. for all I know, you could be a dude.I do not want THAT much in common.
9)if during reading your list of potential mates qualities, I get a list longer than the recipt from CVS, it wont work.
10) Do not talk about past relationships. it basically means you are not over them...go heal some more.
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| 11/16/2007 5:03:40 PM |
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air1medic
Lakewood, WA
age: 36
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Took the words right out of my mouth
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| 11/16/2007 5:06:19 PM |
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heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 50
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Thanks Eric... I'll proof my profile to make sure I haven't committed any of those sins...
Oppps... found one... #8... I'll go fix that now...
[Edited 11/16/2007 5:07:42 PM]
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| 11/16/2007 5:11:10 PM |
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metu
West Harrison, NY
age: 46
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Ha! My profile passed! I didn't say one word about my bad kitty! LOL
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| 11/16/2007 5:11:39 PM |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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great advise, Eric. You are wise beyond your years..better go check my profile!.naaa..i'm gonna go drink instead. anyone going out tonite?
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| 11/16/2007 5:12:09 PM |
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heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 50
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I didnt mention mine either metu..
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| 11/16/2007 5:15:50 PM |
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tac252
Seattle, WA
age: 43
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Italianlady, let me buy you a double!
Eric your pretty smart for 23
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| 11/16/2007 5:19:09 PM |
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brwnsugar59
Albuquerque, NM
age: 48
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Another funny and true thread
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| 11/16/2007 5:22:51 PM |
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lynn456
Martinsburg, WV
age: 39
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| 11/16/2007 5:32:31 PM |
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eric5150
Ben Wheeler, TX
age: 23
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Actually I like China...so Dr, looks like you did not connect the dots. You really are a jackass. and I cant take you seriously. seriously. I mean You are such a cute little kid.
I would try further insult...but you wouldnt notice.
If I REALLY pissed off somne of you ladies I am sorry I just thought Chinas post was
Really funny so i thought Id play along. Hope most of You know me better.
For jackass, well,
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| 11/16/2007 5:38:04 PM |
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heatherhoney
Middlesboro, KY
age: 50
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Shoot Eric... didnt piss me off... I took it serious... good stuff and I appreciate it!
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| 11/16/2007 5:42:44 PM |
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lynn456
Martinsburg, WV
age: 39
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you have a problem ?
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| 11/16/2007 5:46:16 PM |
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wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 36
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ERIC---what about pit bulls??? lately,i've seen a lot of women with pit bulls in their profile.i was a little confused with the cat thing so any advice on this
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| 11/16/2007 5:46:18 PM |
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chinatown_girl
Oyster Bay, NY
age: 19
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drblackbird sorry if i offended u with that post about guys profiles. i thought it was kind of funny but also true in many cases. i've seen a lot of guys profiles that DID have those shortcomings. the list eric posted is the same, its funny when u look at it as a whole, and my first inclination is to say, "my profile isnt like that" but yet i know i have seen many women's profiles that ARE like that. so its a chance to poke a little fun at ourselves but also a chance for those who make a lot of those mistakes and thought it was cool or funny (like guys sending nude pix nobody asked for or girls in a bra and thong who post about how guys disrespect them) a chance to change the profile a bit if its not having the effect that you really wanted.
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| 11/16/2007 5:46:31 PM |
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tac252
Seattle, WA
age: 43
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Hey i dont really know whats happening here, but this isnt alot of fun when it gets like this! so folks lets not get personal and try to remember were here to have fun
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