| 5/11/2009 3:44:39 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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I was just thinking that I had an uncanny ability to call people names and make fun of them. However, I am always on the look-out for new material. Maybe someone else could use some new put downs too.
A few of my fav's...Calling someone a twat waffle, c*nt nugget, or vart stain.
H.B.O. (Helpa Brotha Out)
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| 5/11/2009 3:45:42 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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the one their mom should have swallowed! 
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| 5/11/2009 3:46:23 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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Telling someone they smell like Bigfoots D*ck
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| 5/11/2009 3:47:10 PM |
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jolee87
Norway, ME
age: 22
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I have nothing original. Only cause I rarely insult people lol.
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| 5/11/2009 3:47:37 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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a shit stain with down syndrome
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| 5/11/2009 3:48:36 PM |
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krista_21
Louisa, KY
age: 22
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I call my friend Kasey a floppy vag all the time. Don't know if that's a bad insult though.
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| 5/11/2009 3:49:08 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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yeah thats pretty bad lol
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| 5/11/2009 3:49:47 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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You smell like a turd covered in burnt hair
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| 5/11/2009 3:50:31 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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area 51 must love you!
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| 5/11/2009 3:50:58 PM |
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krista_21
Louisa, KY
age: 22
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Lmao I tried man. How about this I call my friend Timmy weiner watcher lol.
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| 5/11/2009 3:51:16 PM |
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awilmoth
Surgoinsville, TN
age: 29
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cod snot
punk f**k
ass face
i like to keep it simple
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| 5/11/2009 3:51:36 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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I call my friend Kasey a floppy vag all the time. Don't know if that's a bad insult though.
I bet you Vag is like an 8 day old Arby's roast beef sandwich
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| 5/11/2009 3:51:47 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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TINY tim weiner watcher?
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| 5/11/2009 3:52:08 PM |
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krista_21
Louisa, KY
age: 22
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Eww, lol.
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| 5/11/2009 3:52:21 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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I bet you Vag is like an 8 day old Arby's roast beef sandwich
lmao!! would you like arby's sauce with that today sir?
yes give me 2 hot vag and cheese sandwiches and heavy on the sauce!
[Edited 5/11/2009 3:53:01 PM PST]
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| 5/11/2009 3:53:04 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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More like horseradish sauce
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| 5/11/2009 3:56:53 PM |
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krista_21
Louisa, KY
age: 22
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Mmmm let's see, lol. Not really insulting but funny..
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| 5/11/2009 3:59:38 PM |
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dkallday
Oxnard, CA
age: 29
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Don't take your fat aggressions out on me
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| 5/11/2009 4:00:48 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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d*ck with ears
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| 5/11/2009 4:01:59 PM |
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dkallday
Oxnard, CA
age: 29
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c*ck shiner
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| 5/11/2009 4:04:13 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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knob polisher lol
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| 5/11/2009 4:05:03 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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Did you tell your parents yet?...That you like d*ck and balls.
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| 5/11/2009 4:09:14 PM |
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dkallday
Oxnard, CA
age: 29
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toad scroat
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| 5/11/2009 4:14:33 PM |
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ericjames85
Borrego Springs, CA
age: 24
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maybe if u come out of the closet u'd have a place to keep ur fruity clothes!
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| 5/11/2009 4:38:03 PM |
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tangerinekiss
Anderson, IN
age: 25
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lint licker!!!,not real insulting,but I love to say it,(I know,I'm such a nerd),lmao
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| 5/11/2009 4:39:29 PM |
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blwebb1979
Atlanta, GA
age: 30
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how does the village get along without you?
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| 5/11/2009 4:40:30 PM |
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sonyaw
Fairhope, AL
age: 31
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I'll try to be nicer if you stop being an idiot
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| 5/11/2009 5:29:44 PM |
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calypso_junkie
Collinsville, OK
age: 24
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Id try to explain it to you again but im afraid its more then your cognitive capacity will hold...
yeast infected pu*** pimple...
cum guzling gutter slut...
bloody cum bubble left over from a lez F*** fest...
i have a 5 year old sister that insults better then you....
duche chugger....
shit stain on the underware of life...
<(while producing a $5 bill)> give this to your mom and tell her to leave me the hell alone already...
so im a lil vindictive sometimes
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| 5/11/2009 9:30:13 PM |
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free5555
Indianapolis, IN
age: 26
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taliwacker breath balogna nipples for an over weight person chick wit small bitties mosquita bite chest oh yeah can't go wrong with horse f*cker
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| 5/11/2009 9:32:28 PM |
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sleepwalker666
Evansville, IN
age: 20
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best yet...this beats everyones...
Youre mother shouldve swallowed!
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| 5/11/2009 9:34:38 PM |
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suzy_cakes
Madison, WI
age: 31
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i call people gutter sluts all the time.
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| 5/11/2009 9:34:45 PM |
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calypso_junkie
Collinsville, OK
age: 24
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pre that even walker.. Your father should have shot you on the wall
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| 5/11/2009 9:35:13 PM |
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sleepwalker666
Evansville, IN
age: 20
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pre that even walker.. Your father should have shot you on the wall
hahahaha....niiiiicee
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| 5/11/2009 9:36:49 PM |
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phresh_princess
Missouri City, TX
age: 19
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Idk I Stick With Simpler Terms Like
Tard
Heffer
Skanky Mc Skank Skank
Slut Puppy
Fag Tard (P.S I Have No Problem With Gay People)
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| 5/11/2009 9:42:54 PM |
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free5555
Indianapolis, IN
age: 26
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how bout when someone starts to choke or gag you say next spit don't swallow
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| 5/11/2009 10:34:34 PM |
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free5555
Indianapolis, IN
age: 26
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not to be taken wrong but you smell like a tossed salad
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| 5/11/2009 10:37:20 PM |
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2000yzf426
Modesto, CA
age: 21
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dude its not cool that u know what a tosed salad smells like
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| 5/11/2009 10:39:43 PM |
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free5555
Indianapolis, IN
age: 26
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no i have heard it before on t.v.
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| 5/12/2009 4:18:54 AM |
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azjon1986
Glendale, AZ
age: 23
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to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." 
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| 5/12/2009 6:34:21 AM |
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amanda_0101
Westminster, MD
age: 25
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from elf: Cotton headed ninny mugget
sorry im a retard
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| 5/12/2009 7:29:40 AM |
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patriotic_gal
Vienna, WV
age: 23
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"Insufrable little troll."
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| 5/12/2009 12:14:31 PM |
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justyn82
Madison, AL
age: 27
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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| 5/12/2009 5:41:15 PM |
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maddoser
Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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hey judy. how does it feel to be the TEASE-B*TCH...who peaked in high school?
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| 5/12/2009 5:43:59 PM |
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sonyaw
Fairhope, AL
age: 31
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from The Newton Boys: Betty Crocker peckerhead
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| 5/13/2009 5:28:35 PM |
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tangerinekiss
Anderson, IN
age: 25
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Did you have a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?
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| 5/13/2009 5:30:28 PM |
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daunjaun
Springfield, MO
age: 32
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may i smell your feet?......."NO"
ok
well it must be your p*ssy then
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| 5/13/2009 6:41:20 PM |
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sik39
Tucson, AZ
age: 26
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rarely insult ppl dont like
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