5/30/2009 11:37:22 PM |
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tbrake
Louisville, KY
age: 41
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Remain a virgin til marriage,
Or so that’s what she said.
Your advances are discouraged…
She won’t even give you head!!!
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
She’ll feed ya, but not sexual food!
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
Virginity means ineptitude…
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
She won’t let ya see her naked…
You can only dream of that prize…
When she walks, her titties shake it…
Yet ya can’t get between her thighs!
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
Her clothes may hide nice goods!
But dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
She’s got a Quaker attitude…
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
You hold hands with her a lot…
But even lip kisses are scoffed…
Ya drop her off at her parents…
Then ya gotta go jack off…
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
She’ll never be in the mood…
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
She is a waste of wood!
Dude!!! She’s a prude!!!
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6/1/2009 6:32:41 AM |
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stroker4u
Leesburg, FL
age: 48
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I'm so sorry but I just do not care for what you have written
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6/1/2009 6:35:33 AM |
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sea_1
Mesa, AZ
age: 56
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I thought writing comes from the heart and experiences....I see pain and rejection..........Sea
[Edited 6/1/2009 6:35:49 AM PST]
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6/1/2009 6:49:36 AM |
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40nsingle
Conroe, TX
age: 40
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I have to agree with stroker4u. I don't care for it either, it's tasteless
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6/1/2009 6:57:14 AM |
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chromie1522
Port Saint Lucie, FL
age: 41
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Dude! Your Rude!
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6/1/2009 7:04:28 AM |
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photodude111
Sedona, AZ
age: 45
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Everyone has there own idea of what they want in a relationship. If she is a prude then move on to some on that is more easier for you.
I love to write but I don't like what you have written. As the writer you have your own thoughts and opinion. There are a lot of freaks out there, be patient you will find the on that is right for you.
Karl
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6/2/2009 7:40:36 PM |
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patsy09
Whiting, IN
age: 55
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Dude! Your Rude! you hit that nail on the head!!!!!
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6/2/2009 9:45:31 PM |
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cory67
Stamping Ground, KY
age: 41
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Curious....are ya trying to date on here, or just practice rythms....(which topic happens to a major turn off)....of course thats just my thought....it's crude & totally rude, coming from an ugly little dude...obviously u r sad, writing crap thats bad..(just you wanted you to feel the way I felt after having read that) oh dude, your crude, how rude....now who's the prude?????
From this day... until you change your way... loneliness....is what you will pay
Only when you learn will your luck turn....your wikked wiccan watcher
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6/3/2009 4:27:56 AM |
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nissanbaby
Corsicana, TX
age: 46
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this is absolutelyget a hair cut and get a real job
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6/3/2009 4:44:29 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
age: 54
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Obviously your feelings were hurt.
Sounds to me like she had your number from the start and never gave you the time of day.
You're not bad looking, so I am guessing you have usually gotten what you've wanted.
She didn't give you a second look, did she?
No prude, just better taste than you.
[Edited 6/3/2009 4:45:11 PM PST]
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6/3/2009 9:45:43 PM |
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cdrifter58
Tulsa, OK
age: 50
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Wow the only surprise about this one, is the fact that you would put this type of mindset out in the open on a dating site.
Your poem was rude and down right degrading to women. I hope that you were not expecting to get any dates from it.
Cd
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