8/28/2007 10:43:12 PM |
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hobokengirl1
Metuchen, NJ
age: 64
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I have to laugh!
I was married to a Danish guy whose family could trace it's line back through time directly to the Vikings.
My evil 'on loan from Satan' mother in law took such pride in the purity of her heritage. Her family had lived in Copenhagen since time immemorial. Because I came of German heritage, she equated me with the Nazis.
Therefore, I took a malicious and savage pleasure in delineating (every time the subject came up) how the Vikings raped and pillaged Europe until their blood decendants were no more than mutts.
Hey, she hated on me for no other reason than that I married her incredible loser of a son. As long as I could not redeem myself except by divorcing him, I gave as good as I got while yet I was married and while yet she lived.
Most satisfying is that I'm still alive while she's still dead...
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8/28/2007 10:51:40 PM |
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bamxxx99
Factoryville, PA
age: 25
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hard crazy sex
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8/28/2007 10:52:53 PM |
Crazy Sex or the Superbowl..... |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
age: 29
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Funny!!! Girl you kill me!!
Smooches Melbie
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8/29/2007 12:02:13 AM |
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stormy_nights
Weston, OR
age: 40
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heck my exhusband and I used to make bets on the game. whoevers team lost had to do what their spouse wanted in bed later.
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8/29/2007 12:03:13 AM |
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wastedlife
Dade City, FL
age: 40
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Super Crazy Sex in the middle of the field at the Superbowl?
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9/2/2007 6:35:03 AM |
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nicrkitty36
Lake Worth, FL
age: 37
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trublu spreading the gosbel!!!can i get an amen!!!! LOL
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9/4/2007 12:10:31 AM |
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hobokengirl1
Metuchen, NJ
age: 64
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Someone posted about having sex with the game on in the background... How unromantic is that? Yikes!
What ever happened to playing "Bolero" as in the movie, "TEN" with Bo Derrick? THAT is music to f*ck by.
Got a minute for a short joke?
Grandpa dies and the granddaughter rushes home for the funeral and to comfort Grandma. The granddaughter asks "How did Grandpa die?" Grandma says, "Well we were having Sunday Morning Sex like we did every Sunday. Grandpa liked to make love to the rhythm of the church bells --- in on the ding, out on the dong, in on the ding, out on the dong. Grandpa would still be alive today if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along that Sunday morning."
So I guess not ALL music is suitable for ALL the varieties of love making.
My family thinks I should not be here at DH looking for a sexual partner. They say I should consider the possiblility of a heart attack. But I say, "IF HE DIES, HE DIES!" LOL!
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9/4/2007 12:12:05 AM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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LOL@Hoboken! You rock!!!
xoxoPeaches.
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9/4/2007 8:21:23 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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lol@hobo
screw the superbowl... that's why they make newspapers... lol
[Edited 9/4/2007 8:28:19 AM]
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9/4/2007 8:34:20 AM |
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53lady
Jacksonville, FL
age: 53
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You've done it yet once again Hobo girl! ROFLMAO You are too much...I love you!!!!!
I wanna grow up to be just like you!!! LOL LOL LOL
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9/4/2007 10:54:04 AM |
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jay0021
North Bergen, NJ
age: 35
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HOW about crazy sex during half time ??!! lmaoooooo aint nothing wrong with a QUICKIE =)
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9/4/2007 9:59:06 PM |
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qazyguy
Rockville, MD
age: 53
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Hey, you guys spelled it wrong...that's "Qazy Sex or..."
JIM
P.S. Tivo the Superbowl.
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10/12/2007 10:39:42 PM |
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chicktruck
Canby, OR
age: 45
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The superbowl, after our morning sex, and our shower together and being totally satisfied we should be able to relax and enjoy the game. That is of course untill things get exciting in the game then we might swear at the TV, jump up and down, talk to the players like they can hear us, and just plain be in the moment.
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10/12/2007 10:41:37 PM |
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boomer420s
Plains, MT
age: 25
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Super Bowl comes once a year...
Crazy Sex with a hot chick, and she comes every day...
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10/12/2007 10:50:01 PM |
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chicktruck
Canby, OR
age: 45
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The superbowl................with a man.................not a kid as old as my son.....
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