We are the best!

7/19/2009 7:35:15 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Remember: "If You Can!" Senior Citizens Are Valuable: We are more valuable than any of the younger generations: We have silver in our hair. IF we have hair! We have gold in our teeth. IF we have teeth! We have stones in our kidneys. We have lead in our feet and. .. We are the best! Tell us why you are valuable! Or Tell us why someone else is valuable.
7/19/2009 4:17:14 PM	We are the best!
chuckles32257 Orange Park, FL age: 62	The iron in my blood has turned to lead, and settled in my butt.
7/19/2009 6:11:50 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Quote from chuckles32257: The iron in my blood has turned to lead, and settled in my butt. It will help hold you on that Motorcycle better.
7/19/2009 7:43:08 PM	We are the best!
flyinglady1 Henderson, NV age: 68	We have wisdom in our heads......between the senior moments. We have experience to pass on......if and when the younger ones ask. .....and now the rest of the thoughts have slipped my mind. Ahhhh, a senior moment.
7/19/2009 7:58:18 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	25 things my Mother taught me to make me the best. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA . "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING . "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
7/20/2009 7:51:44 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	How some of the best recognise each other. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
7/25/2009 8:29:19 AM	We are the best!
pretty_moonpa Bath, PA age: 69	I do tend to recognize the best in the best.........thats when I'm at my best
7/25/2009 4:23:57 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
7/25/2009 7:45:49 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
7/25/2009 9:00:48 PM	We are the best!
whisper1 Seymour, TN age: 62
7/25/2009 9:08:56 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Quote from soldierbyte: The best are not those who always "follow the rules".. But those who do the RIGHT (human) thing REGARDLESS of the "rules".. "We" are now the best because we have gained the courage to no longer bow to peer pressure, politically correctness, and acceptance.. Once one reachs our age one must admit that experience is a HARD-- but a due and true teacher... We ARE the best.. as we have made it... but alas.. with our young .. all we can do is TRY and hope they can learn from us... and that my friends is the TRUE test of our worth.. Judge a man/woman NOT by how they died... but by how they lived their life... Take Care & Stay Safe.. ---SoldierByte--- (Taken fom "Bits & Bytes" 6-23-09 - ----->>>..MY column I write - so I CAN share with yous) Very good and true..
7/26/2009 7:57:37 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
7/27/2009 4:30:39 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	I don't really know if we are the best, but I know are numbers are sure growing.. so if nothing else.. we have lived long enough to become a problem to our kids..giggled, and that to me is right up there! lollololol
7/27/2009 8:08:12 AM	We are the best!
cactusbaby Fredonia, TX age: 73	Beautiful young people are accidents of nature. Beautiful old people are works of art. All old people are beautiful.
7/27/2009 8:44:28 AM	We are the best!
alawishs Eugene, OR age: 68	I am the best of the worst Now nobody can dispute that
7/27/2009 9:10:05 AM	We are the best!
mad4 Manassas, VA age: 64	Thanks flirty, I like all your post.
7/27/2009 9:11:43 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Quote from mad4: Thanks flirty, I like all your post. Thank you..I do the best I can.. Cactusbaby...welcome, Thank you for the lovely post..
7/27/2009 9:12:48 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Quote from alawishs: I am the best of the worst Now nobody can dispute that Al...you are the worst I have ever seen at trying to be so bad. It just does not work.
7/27/2009 10:22:47 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	OMG..if Al is the worst of the best...the thought if the worst of the worst is really really scarry...
7/27/2009 2:48:41 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	This is an Aye-aye ... I think his mama loved him no matter how ugly we think he is. Moral to this is ...I think we are all loved by someone.
7/27/2009 2:59:02 PM	We are the best!
alawishs Eugene, OR age: 68	If ya think Ay Ay is ugly, ya should see his mama ny I am not the worst of the worst, but the best of the worst
7/27/2009 3:18:12 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Quote from alawishs: If ya think Ay Ay is ugly, ya should see his mama ny I am not the worst of the worst, but the best of the worst Anyway, I don't think you are all that bad.
7/27/2009 4:51:28 PM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	Al.. I am not into bursting anyones ballon or raining on their parade..so dear man if you want to think you are that, so be it..but if anyone asks me, I won't be able to backup your statement..sorry! the fact that one is a gentleman does not hide well! But hey whatever you want! [Edited 7/27/2009 4:52:25 PM PST]
7/28/2009 5:13:03 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	A while ago there was a great chap here who lived to enjoy life..tho he could be serious too..he asked one day for someone to post the following..and for us to sing it all the time..maybe it fits here..hope so..again thanks ranger
7/28/2009 5:46:59 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Thank You NY..that is a very appropriate song. Love it.. Where did he go?
7/28/2009 5:55:08 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	have no idea..like many all of a sudden he was gone..I thought he was fun having around..well again like many, maybe he shall be back..I just hope there were no problems once he started using his knee again..and that his son stays safe overseas!
7/28/2009 6:08:18 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	When I Sign On -- by John T. Baker When I sign on, My cruise begins, My universe Now sweetly spins, The heavens part Before my eyes, What fun to watch The curtain rise. Another day Of joy awaits As I contact My cybermates. We know no bounds Of time or space Although we meet Not face-to-face; Though ever free To disagree Our minds unite In harmony; Our spirits soar Beyond the bit Of earth or sea Where we each sit; Our souls take wing As instantly We leave behind Mundanity. We're blest to share, Thanks to God's grace, This miracle Of cyberspace. [Edited 7/28/2009 6:08:42 AM PST]
7/28/2009 6:14:55 AM	We are the best!
alicekathleen Sacramento, CA age: 64	Boomers rule!
7/28/2009 6:16:58 AM	We are the best!
foreveralady Tioga, PA age: 68	Good morning friends,not too sure about being the best,but guess I'm not the worst....says me-----lmbo
7/28/2009 6:46:55 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	NOT ALLOWED FAL..You like the rest of us are the total BEST! we might even go for T-shirts...lol (but you can believe there will be no blocks or stars an them) [Edited 7/28/2009 6:47:31 AM PST]
7/29/2009 9:41:15 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	Will we have a choice of colors?
7/29/2009 9:58:49 AM	We are the best!
foreveralady Tioga, PA age: 68	I WANT A PINK ONE--my favorite color.....woo--hooo---no stars or blocks or people that block---lolololol
7/29/2009 11:18:06 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	I want a red or blue one... but I want lots of stars.
7/29/2009 4:31:27 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	CRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? . . . . . What do you see? What are you thinking . . . . . when you're looking at me? A crabby old man . . . . . not very wise, Uncertain of habit . . . . . with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food . . . . . and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice . . . . . 'I do wish you'd try!' Who seems not to notice . . . . . the things that you do. And forever is losing . . . . . A sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not . . . . . lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking? . . . . . Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . you're not looking at me. I'll tell you who I am. . . . . . As I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, . . . . . as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten . . . . . with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters . . . . . who love one another. A young boy of Sixteen . . . . with wings on his feet. Dreaming that soon now . . . . . a lover he'll meet. A groom soon at Twenty . . . . . my heart gives a leap. Remembering, the vows . . . . . that I promised to keep. At Twenty-Five, now . . . . . I have young of my own. Who need me to guide . . . . . And a secure happy home. A man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown fast, Bound to each other . . . . . With ties that should last. At Forty, my young sons . . . . . have grown and are gone, But my woman's beside me . . . . . to see I don't mourn. At Fifty, once more, babies play 'round my knee, Again, we know children . . . . . My loved one and me. Dark days are upon me . . . . . my wife is now dead. I look at the future . . . . . shudder with dread. For my young are all rearing . . . . . young of their own. And I think of the years . . . . . and the love that I've known. I'm now an old man . . . . . and nature is cruel. Tis jest to make old age . . . . . look like a fool. The body, it crumbles . . . . . grace and vigor, depart. There is now a stone . . . . where I once had a heart. But inside this old carcass . . . . . a young guy still dwells, And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells. I remember the joys . . . . . I remember the pain. And I'm loving and living . . . . . life over again. I think of the years, all too few . . . . . . gone too fast. And accept the stark fact . . . . . . that nothing can last. So open your eyes, people . . . . . . open and see. Not a crabby old man . . . Look closer . . . see ME!! Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too! PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM The best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heart. We are the best. We will sometime arrive at that age, I hope you can see me and I can see you.
7/30/2009 4:00:26 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	just thought of this..thank GOD we are who we are, when you look around an see the options..would you rather be someone else here?? Now that is scarry!
7/30/2009 5:48:16 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	Actually the Popeye the Sailor Man Song comes to mind.
7/31/2009 3:50:13 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	each of us should really think about the number of admirers we have here, and there are many..at least once everyday someone says something about us...so I would say YES WE ARE THE BEST!
7/31/2009 9:45:38 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63
7/31/2009 4:36:45 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
8/1/2009 4:24:35 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
8/1/2009 4:59:29 AM	We are the best!
pretty_moonpa Bath, PA age: 69	[Edited 8/1/2009 5:00:14 AM PST]
8/1/2009 6:37:50 AM	We are the best!
foreveralady Tioga, PA age: 68	I ALWAYS TRY TO treat the elderly people like I WANT someone to treat me.I have noticed every year goes faster as we age,and we'd better grab that brass ring and run with it......enjoy every day as if it's your last. I WROTE THAT and have to give myself a good talking to because I WORK TOO MUCH and don't do much else.It is a fact and I HAVE to re-prioritize my life some way.......hugs---fal
8/1/2009 6:45:48 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	I think maybe the only thing we are lacking for totally being the best, is ourselves. I don't think we give ourselves enough credit for all that we have done to arrive here, I don't think we give ourselves enough time and opportunity to explore, discover, welcome and make the changes we might like; and more than anything, I do not think we give ourselves enough of our own time, care, concer, and considerations we still give to many other! so to continue to grow and excel in our world of the best..love yourself more everyday!
8/1/2009 8:53:17 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	Only the best could have survived the wrath of DH.
8/1/2009 9:03:54 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	hehe..see that is an example of not knowing someone..lol..the easiest way to motivate me is to attempt to be negative..it is like you hit the overdrive button to become the best thorn in your side you will ever find!!! I love a challenge! and proving someone wrong..omg that for me is a trip to heaven!
8/10/2009 6:49:52 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	see..I got it.. Page 3
8/10/2009 6:51:30 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63
8/10/2009 6:55:52 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	oh...no...not again..say it isn't so!
8/10/2009 7:32:14 AM	We are the best!
foreveralady Tioga, PA age: 68	Wow---all of these new posts-----greatttttttttttt____________________we are the best
8/10/2009 7:39:11 AM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	Lets celebrate....
8/10/2009 7:53:35 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	when you are as good as us...there is no better!
8/12/2009 5:56:27 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	```````````````We are the best! ``````````````````````````````````````````YEA! YEA! YEA! ```````````````` We are the best! ````````````````````````````````` YEA! YEA! YEA!
8/12/2009 6:21:52 PM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	YES WE ARE!!!
8/12/2009 6:27:24 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	page 2
8/12/2009 6:29:05 PM	We are the best!
flyinglady1 Henderson, NV age: 68	I like to say I am like a bottle of fine wine. I may get older, but I do get better!! This is for all senior citizens.
8/12/2009 6:56:45 PM	We are the best!
pretty_moonpa Bath, PA age: 69	Lets see if we are the best at avoiding temptation lol
8/12/2009 6:59:25 PM	We are the best!
45qsusie Wheeling, WV age: 63	I will be the first to say we are the best.....
8/12/2009 7:07:31 PM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66
8/13/2009 4:41:30 AM	We are the best!
nyny09 Mohawk, NY age: 66	was there ever a question??? I don't think so!
8/14/2009 5:28:29 AM	We are the best!
flirty_me_1 Chattanooga, TN age: 66	New Priest's Ideas The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell,' cannot stay on the church roof."

houston hookup site

poz hookup sites