| 12/7/2007 6:57:47 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53
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The cat starts to nuggle on your neck and it feels good and you don't want him to stop. 
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| 12/7/2007 6:58:28 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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you have forgotten who ties up who first
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| 12/7/2007 7:06:01 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53
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You can't find the keys to the handcuffs.
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| 12/7/2007 7:08:43 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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Your whip is limp lol
oral sex means talking about it
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| 12/7/2007 7:11:00 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53
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I was going to tell you whips need to be limp silly rabbit, but that's a flogger.
See, it's been a looonggg time. 
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| 12/7/2007 7:11:36 PM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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When you vaguly know what you are talking about.
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| 12/7/2007 7:16:40 PM |
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davewave1
Ann Arbor, MI
age: 60
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...... you do not remember that KY jelly has another purpose besides being a lubricant for an enema.....
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| 12/7/2007 7:18:05 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53
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you just didn't say that !!!!!!!
oh gross.... and so funny.
(ugh, just had a coughing attack from laughing so hard)
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| 12/7/2007 7:19:26 PM |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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Oh My LMAO Now I like that one!!!! When you look at your dogs going at it and it makes you jealous!!!!
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| 12/7/2007 7:23:26 PM |
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davewave1
Ann Arbor, MI
age: 60
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I am so glad you lovely ladies enjoyed the KY line..... My wit is usually quick and on the randy side..... Thank you for being so mature.... .and just laughing at and with me.... I need to laugh......desperately....... a lot.
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| 12/7/2007 7:25:33 PM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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Daveware this is a good place for a laugh.
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| 12/7/2007 7:26:54 PM |
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50
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When your cat strolls in after a night out cattin around and brags about it
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| 12/7/2007 7:29:52 PM |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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When you stop shaving
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| 12/7/2007 7:31:11 PM |
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shezakeepher
Columbia, SC
age: 53
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Dave, I've caught myself laughing out loud several times this evening and it feel good. Some funny people here. Glad you can join in. 
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| 12/7/2007 7:38:13 PM |
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davewave1
Ann Arbor, MI
age: 60
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Speaking of dogs........... I knew a friend who said his dog was so smart that the dog understood everything he was saying, telepathically. Further, he said his dog was so smart he could give the dog ten bucks and send him around the block to the local beer store to buy beer.
I thought he was crazy. Next thing I knew he whipped out ten bucks, put it in the dogs mouth and sent him around the block for some beer.
After a half an hour went by, the dog didn't come back, so we went looking for him. After about twenty minutes of walking a few blocks, we both spied his dog down in an alley. The dog was not alone. To our surprise, his dog was "banging" a French poodle!
In plain english, my friend said to his dog, "You have been so loyal and trustworthy all these years! How could you do this to me? You have never disobeyed me before!"
The dog whimpered and barked back a little. I asked my friend, "What did your dog say?"
My friend said the dog answered him saying, "I never had ten bucks before!"
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