| 12/9/2007 11:22:42 AM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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WHATS WHITE AND HAS 7 LITTLE DINTS IN IT>snowwhites snatch...
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| 12/9/2007 11:39:43 AM |
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junkyardhussy2
Chandler, AZ
age: 55 online now!
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there was this husband and wife working out in the garden and the husband says geeze honey your butt is big i mean really really big and he looks at the barbecue grill and goes into house and gets a tape measure and measures the grill then goes over and measures his wifes butt and says your butt is 2 inches bigger the the grill. so later on in bed he was feeling really frisky and reaches over to wife.. and wife turns to him and says do u really think i am going to fire up this big ass grille for one little wienie. lol
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| 12/9/2007 11:59:02 AM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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thats funny im laffing my ass off
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| 12/9/2007 12:02:26 PM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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how doe you drownd a blond??put a scratch and snif sticker in the bottom of a pool ...
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| 12/9/2007 12:13:09 PM |
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froggienm
Albuquerque, NM
age: 36
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While these are jokes, they came in the form of text messages: "If the indians gave the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be gettin' a piece of ass for thanksgiving!"
How do we know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cums only once and leaves while you are asleep!
This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people that hate me can kiss my ass!
Hey, I got you a shirt and a dildo for Christmas! Just in case you don't like the shirt you can go f*ck yourself!
If you wake up to see Santa standing by your pillow jerkin' off, its ok. I just told him I wanted you to have a white Christmas.....
Let's see.......did you hear about little Johnny and his dad walking through the park and they see two dogs going at it? Little Johnny asks his dad, "hey dad, what are they doing?" Johnny's dad says, "well son, they're making a puppy." So later on that evening, Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and Johnny asks his dad, "hey dad, what are you doing?" His dad says, "well son, we're trying to make a baby." Little Johnny says, "well roll her over, I want a puppy!!!"
FroggieNM
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| 12/9/2007 12:24:28 PM |
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junkyardhussy2
Chandler, AZ
age: 55 online now!
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where would you be if: you have all the money your heart desires....you have no worries...you come home and the finest meal is awaiting for you.....your bathwater has been run.....you have the perfect kids...your partneris awaiting for you withopen arms and kisses.....so where would you be?? AT THE WRONG HOUSE !!
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| 12/9/2007 12:28:08 PM |
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froggienm
Albuquerque, NM
age: 36
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that's just BAD junkyardhussy...........
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| 12/9/2007 2:40:23 PM |
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junkyardhussy2
Chandler, AZ
age: 55 online now!
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I know lol it was wasn't it lol
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| 12/9/2007 2:46:42 PM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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wny did papa smerff throew smerff eat out of smriff village for black magic??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????turnd his blue balls white..
[Edited 12/9/2007 2:54:23 PM]
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| 12/9/2007 2:56:31 PM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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thanks frogg i needed a good laff thats funyy stuff..
[Edited 12/9/2007 7:47:51 PM]
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| 12/9/2007 3:40:35 PM |
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qirki
San Francisco, CA
age: 62
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This guy and girl from DH decided to elope, so they drive over to Vegas and get married. Later in their honeymoon suite, the new bride said that they left so fast that she had nothing to wear to bed. Her new husband replied, "Your putting me on!"
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| 12/9/2007 3:41:39 PM |
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froggienm
Albuquerque, NM
age: 36
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Your welcome Joe! I got all of those minus the last one from friends of mine......
Here's an old one for ya:
There was a hunter once who decided to go bear hunting. So he got himself a high powered rifle, went out in the bush and waited. Pretty soon this bear comes along...he takes aim, shoots, looks and no bear. All of a sudden this huge bear is standing over him growling and saying, "ROWR, blow me or I'll maul you and kill you!" The hunter is torn, cause while he wants to live, he doesn't want to die either. So he give the bear a blow job, and the bear lets him go. By this time he is getting madder and goes home and finds an elephant gun, goes back out, waits for the bear, shoots, and misses again. Suddenly the bear is on top of him again, looks down and him and says, " well, you know what to do, get busy." The hunter feels he has no choice and gives the bear another blow job and the bear lets him go.... By this time he is totally pissed off, contacts a budy with the military, get a bazooka, goes back out to the bush and waits for the bear again. When he sees the bear, he takes aim, shoots, runs down there, and.....again, no sign of the bear! Next thing, he feels that tap on his shoulder again, turns around, and the bear looks at him and says, "you ain't in this for the huntin' are ya???"
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| 12/9/2007 5:04:01 PM |
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junkyardhussy2
Chandler, AZ
age: 55 online now!
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A guy was in the line at a supermarket,when he noticed a beautiful blonde woman smiling and waving at him. So he says "do i know you?" She replies."I may be mistaken, but i think i have one of your children." Instantly his mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Christ!" he says "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i had sex with on Joes pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend spanked my ass with a wet celery stick!!??" "No she replies. "I'm your daughter's second grade teacher." lol
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| 12/9/2007 5:09:59 PM |
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big_joe_420
Springfield, MO
age: 31
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you guys rock thanks keep um rollen
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| 12/9/2007 6:07:21 PM |
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uh_huh
West Palm Beach, FL
age: 35
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Poor lil' Johnny was getting beaten at home...
DCF case worker shows up and takes lil' Johnny aside and askes him,....
"So, Johnny.. would you like to live with your mom?"...
Johnny says "No.. she beats me."...
Case worker says, "So, you want to live with your dad?"..
Johnny says "No... He beats me too"....
The case worker askes, "So, Johnny.. who would you like to live with?"
Johnny says... "I want to live with the Miami Dolphins, because they never beat anybody"....
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