sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
I will not eat the cats' food... before OR after they eat it.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
We do not have a doorbell.
I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
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joesmom1986
Redding, CA
age: 53
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I wish my dog could read!
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herself
Mohawk, NY
age: 64
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What a great post....mind if I try to print it????
and then can someone tell me how to get my four to put their prints on the copies...sorta like the x for a signature...
Lynne
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sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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sure print it out--if you have Word--highlite and drag the document to that page and hit print--about the dog prints yoou're on your own--maybe take some mud and put it lightly on the paw and lead it to the _______spot
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52 online now!
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ROFLMAO that is one of your best Soprano!
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