sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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The Schitt family Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living With them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
[Edited 1/1/2008 1:02:16 PM]
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kathyr131
Sycamore, IL
age: 50
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I like that one,sounds like a whole lot
of schitts.
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sugahsouth
Lake City, TN
age: 60 online now!
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I'm so glad Sop found his family. Hugs ya.
You do know I'm teasing?rightright?
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hodag
Little Suamico, WI
age: 54
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Don't know about that Sorprano, sounds like a bunch of Crapp to me!
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sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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perhaps if it aint't anyone who admits here to having one big family like this then perhaps you all are lying--I'm sure once you read this schitt happened didn't it
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hodag
Little Suamico, WI
age: 54
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Schitt do happen, my friend!
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teddygirl617
Urbana, OH
age: 67
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/duffeyfamilyandfriends/
I have a very large family. I'm the 3rd out of 10, and there are 7 of us left. One of our cousins wrote a huge book about the Duffey's from Ireland. I think I have around 90 in our group, and that isn't half of them. If you get the link to open, my youngest son and his family are on the front page.
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