| 1/13/2010 3:24:27 AM |
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inkedbod
Erie, PA
age: 46
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came across this !! i think it say's it all !!
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note.. These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color..
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
Or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
To give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
To give them a bigger laugh.
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| 1/13/2010 3:48:58 AM |
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kym64
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 46
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HMMMMM someone just recently said to me " Dont believe everything you read" 
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| 1/13/2010 3:55:43 AM |
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inkedbod
Erie, PA
age: 46
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i would take this as the "gospel" !!
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| 1/13/2010 4:35:25 AM |
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stumppy
Bath, PA
age: 64
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This hould be required reading for all females.
And also required reading for the fathers of all newborn girls
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| 1/13/2010 7:37:59 AM |
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smilin4adream10
Verona, PA
age: 46
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Crying is blackmail.........and it works every time!!!
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| 1/13/2010 10:02:09 AM |
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blindndeaf
Wellsville, PA
age: 36
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Crying is blackmail.........and it works every time!!!
Now don't you go pouting just yet....
This is funny..
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| 1/13/2010 1:17:34 PM |
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imsmilenatu
Red Lion, PA
age: 56
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Ummm may I add one for the men,1.)A quick smack on the butt during the commercial,isn't considered forplay.
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| 1/13/2010 1:28:17 PM |
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kym64
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 46
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Crying is blackmail.........and it works every time!!!
LOL yeah MK brooding whiners never win hearts...unless they are happy tears dont ever use that tatic!! Love ya GF
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| 1/13/2010 1:30:54 PM |
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mowboss54
Springdale, PA
age: 63
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I had a boss that used to hate me when I started crying at work. He was a sucker for tears and I knew it.
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| 1/13/2010 8:22:32 PM |
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panhead1k
Irwin, PA
age: 42
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i would take this as the "gospel" !!
WORD!!!!
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| 1/13/2010 9:17:52 PM |
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j86ba3redeaux
Pittsburgh, PA
age: 64
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Inkbod, posting that took COURAGE! It's not an avenue I would have persued because ladies do what ladies do, and I really don't have the courage . It doesn't matter what anyone says, these things do occur. We as men just got to accept the things we CANNOT change, and have the COURAGE to change the things we can.
A gennie granted a truck driver 3 wishes one day, one of which was a bridge to Hawii as to which the gennie thought would be a little much until the second wish, to understand women , that gennie offered a choice of 2 or 4 lanes to the trucker.
Judge
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| 1/28/2010 1:25:10 PM |
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groomerdb
Mountville, PA
age: 52
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.. (I want to add in a clause here - This
is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will
bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
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| 1/28/2010 2:04:04 PM |
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matthewsfx2
Waynesboro, VA
age: 52
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about your number 2 is that 5real minutes or 5 gametime minutes?
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| 1/28/2010 3:24:26 PM |
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chicklets102
North Wales, PA
age: 59
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about your number 2 is that 5real minutes or 5 gametime minutes?
Like that one
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| 1/28/2010 3:37:18 PM |
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stumppy
Bath, PA
age: 64
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#3 is the pits, ask a woman what's wrong, and they'll say nothing. A few hours later the same woman will complain you never want to talk with me. ? ? ? ? ?
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| 1/28/2010 3:48:07 PM |
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chicklets102
North Wales, PA
age: 59
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stop your belly aching, Stumpy
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| 1/28/2010 4:09:35 PM |
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sweetsugar57
Pottsville, PA
age: 59
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 OMGOSH, Im still reading NO. 1
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| 1/28/2010 4:16:43 PM |
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stumppy
Bath, PA
age: 64
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stop your belly aching, Stumpy
not bellyachin, just confused.
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| 1/28/2010 4:47:21 PM |
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mowboss54
Springdale, PA
age: 63
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the male and female species are equally confusing.
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| 1/28/2010 6:17:54 PM |
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scubablue118
Abington, PA
age: 55
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that's because, men are from mars, women are from Vegas.
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| 1/28/2010 8:23:36 PM |
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mowboss54
Springdale, PA
age: 63
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and Scuba comes from his own little world in Abington
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| 1/28/2010 8:26:41 PM |
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scubablue118
Abington, PA
age: 55
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and the more I weed, the smaller it becomes
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| 1/29/2010 4:45:19 AM |
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charlot
Tyrone, PA
age: 54
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and the more I weed, the smaller it becomes
No, no-keep the big world, just lightly inhabited. Gives the good stuff more room to grow!
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| 1/29/2010 12:40:43 PM |
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mowboss54
Springdale, PA
age: 63
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Don't tell that to the weed guy
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| 1/29/2010 4:46:58 PM |
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stumppy
Bath, PA
age: 64
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get the rototiller and make it bigger
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| 1/30/2010 7:04:01 AM |
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inkedbod
Erie, PA
age: 46
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all i can say is , WOW !!!!!!!
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| 1/30/2010 7:15:43 AM |
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scubablue118
Abington, PA
age: 55
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get the rototiller and make it bigger
why use a rototiller when a rabbit will work just fine
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| 1/30/2010 7:24:13 AM |
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stumppy
Bath, PA
age: 64
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what rabbits?, me and the neighbors shoot 'em all 
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| 1/30/2010 12:36:48 PM |
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charlot
Tyrone, PA
age: 54
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My property has tons of buns, I watched one out in the moonlight last night. Cool sight!
Hey Stumpy, leave 'em be, too!!
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| 1/30/2010 1:05:20 PM |
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scubablue118
Abington, PA
age: 55
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Or just leave them for the coyotes
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| 1/30/2010 5:05:14 PM |
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rrrsmile
York, PA
age: 46
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WEED  Did someone say w-e-e-d? Here's a  ~~~~>
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| 1/30/2010 5:10:54 PM |
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charlot
Tyrone, PA
age: 54
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no coyotes, WOLVES, or lions, tigers or bears. Well probably a bear or two and a bobcat.
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| 2/20/2010 6:20:48 AM |
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lucliu
Kingsville, OH
age: 48
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I agree with this to a degree! and yeah I am a woman! I don't cry for blackmail, only when it hurts :rose:: And yes, I have to many shoes, no I'm not fat, I try to make my a** look big! When I want something I get
But a slap on the a** gets a slap across the face!  
But You forgot 1. If I don't remember it didn't happen, just remember that works both ways!!!
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| 2/20/2010 10:31:27 AM |
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inkedbod
Erie, PA
age: 46
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so all in all that list is pretty accurate !!!!!
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| 2/20/2010 11:23:59 AM |
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kym64
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 46
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100% accurate
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| 2/20/2010 12:47:38 PM |
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gem4gent
Saylorsburg, PA
age: 43
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ink that was really funny but i don't think it goes that way you guys can wish.
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