| 5/4/2007 3:11:09 PM |
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avidreaderang
Morton, PA
age: 49
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I realize there was another post about sex toys but here is what I want to know:
1) Women - Are you using them in place of the real thing? Do you think they do the job better than the real thing? What is your favorite toy?
2) Men - Are you intimidated (do you think they do a better job than you) by them? Are c*ck rings really beneficial? Do c*ck rings do anything for a women?
I have recently discovered the joys of more than one toy (regular vibrator, silver bullet, pearl butterfly, pocket rocket and G-spot vibrator). Someone told me I have my own little sex shop in my bedroom. LOL. I've gotten hornier with age. I'm 49. Is this natural?
My favorite is the pearl butterfly. No man can do what this thing does for me but it still doesn't replace the real thing.
Yikes! Talk about honesty!!!
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| 5/4/2007 3:24:01 PM |
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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A vibrating piece of plastic can't kiss. LOL
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| 5/4/2007 4:30:43 PM |
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farmersam
Cushing, OK
age: 45
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And ya better hope the house don't catch fire
With all of that plastic shit you got layin' around there, it'll burn like napalm
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| 5/4/2007 4:39:57 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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10 Reasons Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men
1. It keeps going, and going, and going: A vibrator can keep going as long as it takes to satisfy you. All it needs is a power supply, and batteries are a lot cheaper and easier to get than Viagra.
2. You don’t have to worry where else it’s been: Unless you picked it up at a yard sale, you won’t have to give a second thought to who else might have used your vibrator before you. And you won’t have to worry about your vibrator jumping in another woman’s pants when you’re gone, unless you have a freaky roommate.
3. Vibrators can have more than one speed: Most guys have two settings: full speed and off. Vibrators have variable controls and let you pick the pace and intensity.
4. A vibrator won’t ask you if it’s bigger than all other vibrators you’ve had: Vibrators aren’t insecure about their size or ability, and don’t keep asking for reassurance. Big or small, they just get the job done.
5. A vibrator doesn’t roll over and snore: A vibrator won’t finish before you and fall asleep. When you’re done with it, just shut it off and tuck it in your night stand drawer, then get a peaceful night’s rest with the bed to yourself.
6. It’s ready when you are, and only when you are: With a flick of a switch, your vibrator is ready to give you pleasure. On the other hand, when you’re tired or have a headache, you won’t get in bed and find your vibrator turned on.
7. Vibrators are designed for your pleasure: A penis is designed for procreation and male sexual pleasure, not to stimulate the clitoris and bring a woman to orgasm. A vibrator, on the other hand, was created with women in mind. Use the right tool for the job.
8. No germs and no sperm: A vibrator can’t get you pregnant or give you an STD. You’ll never have to worry about birth control, condoms, or safe sex. If you like the feel of latex, slap a condom on for easy cleaning.
9. Vibrators don’t expect you to swallow: You will never have to give your vibrator a blow job, much less swallow its cum or be made to feel guilty if you don’t.
10. Vibrators are easy to replace: If your vibrator breaks, wears out, or is defective, it’s easy enough to buy another one. Of course, a guy is easy to replace, too, but you can’t order one online and get home delivery.
[Edited 5/4/2007 4:47:10 PM]
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| 5/4/2007 4:42:07 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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A vibrating piece of plastic can't kiss. LOL
according to some in another forum, something about how much tongue is too much...that might just be a good thing. *GRIN*
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| 5/4/2007 4:48:02 PM |
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farmersam
Cushing, OK
age: 45
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Aw, c'mon
A plastic d*ck ain't gonna take out the trash fer ya
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| 5/4/2007 4:49:07 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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are you saying you will??
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| 5/4/2007 4:50:28 PM |
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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OMG..........lmao
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| 5/4/2007 4:52:09 PM |
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avidreaderang
Morton, PA
age: 49
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FARMER, I'm more concerned about my 22 yo son finding them more than the house cathching fire. LOL.
JOJO, wow what a list!!!!
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| 5/4/2007 4:54:47 PM |
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farmersam
Cushing, OK
age: 45
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Sure I'll take out the trash
Can't see the TV fer all the beer cans and pizza boxes layin' piled up on the livin' room rug
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| 5/4/2007 4:55:20 PM |
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sparkchaser
Hinesville, GA
age: 50
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jojo you said it all but is sex all we want from a mate friendship companionship ect... and with that we get ( hopefully ) good sex.
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| 5/4/2007 4:56:40 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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Can't see the TV fer all the beer cans and pizza boxes layin' piled up on the livin' room rug
that sounds like your trash...not the trash of someone who might need a vibrator...*GRIN*
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| 5/4/2007 4:59:57 PM |
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avidreaderang
Morton, PA
age: 49
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Spark, but they sure come in handy when a man is not part of your life.
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| 5/4/2007 5:00:53 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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Sparkchaser: My men (no, not ALL men) are high on my sh!t list tonight...I'm goin' with the vibrator for the evening... *GRIN* Ask me tomorrow, things might be different. 
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| 5/4/2007 5:11:39 PM |
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avidreaderang
Morton, PA
age: 49
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Ohh, JOJO, "my men" as in plural?
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