| 5/13/2007 9:43:15 PM |
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mom1st
York, SC
age: 30
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Whats your name again?
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| 5/13/2007 9:50:04 PM |
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cricket770
Dixon, CA
age: 40
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The morning after: " oh uhhmm, i think i said too much "
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| 5/14/2007 6:50:47 PM |
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yanisa
Ponca City, OK
age: 33
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your sister was better
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| 5/14/2007 10:54:10 PM |
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camaro440
Miami Beach, FL
age: 39
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I just wanted to prove I wasn't a lesbian......
Cam (wheels of steel, rrrrrrmmmmmmmmm,yeah babi)
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| 5/14/2007 10:59:09 PM |
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conjoy
Rantoul, IL
age: 46
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after a long(hrs)crazy night of great sex, he rolled over hugging me and said
"If you would just lose weight you would be perfect" I slaped he and left.
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| 5/15/2007 8:06:29 AM |
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billcas
Marengo, IN
age: 33
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She said: Are you done yet?
I said: Why do you have a date?
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| 5/15/2007 1:45:58 PM |
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constance3
Seymour, IN
age: 40
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Heard one today from a girl whose now ex boyfriend said, " My cat did it better." UGH!!!!!!!!
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| 5/15/2007 3:10:26 PM |
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yanisa
Ponca City, OK
age: 33
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this aint after sex but i had a gal ask me one time
have ya come yet?
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| 5/16/2007 7:12:35 PM |
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jim1720
Buffalo, NY
age: 39
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It hurts to much hurry up and get off.
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| 5/24/2007 12:15:24 AM |
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qwivrstik
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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She looked at her watch and said "Oh" (fesces) "I have to get to the church and cancel the wedding before my soon to be ex-fiancee gets there for the wedding" and was gone in a flash.
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| 5/24/2007 8:20:51 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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Ahem....here goes.....
"I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
"Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
"How come it's so BIG in there?"
"You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
"Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?"
(Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
(Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
"You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
"My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
"Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
"Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow."
"I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
"I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
"Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
"I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"
"I've been getting these little blisters lately...."
"You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
"You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
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| 5/24/2007 1:37:29 PM |
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zowwy
Toledo, OH
age: 47
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sinful,
AWWW, Did your lovers say those things to you?(ie-"I never
saw a girl with hairy tits before") LMAO, or did you say
those things to your lovers? I think the Q was what your
lover said to you.LOL
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My last girlfriend was very verbally abusive,could'nt seem to quit,
like her good personality could'nt control her mean side,like dual
personalities but would'nt get medical help.Almost three years of
putting up with it hopeing my love for her would squelch it.
She said "All you want me for is something to stick it in!!!".
Well that was the last straw,never made love to her again,had to
prove her wrong, too bad cause I loved everything about her except
the mean streak.Words can hurt worse than stick and stones.
Z
[Edited 5/25/2007 7:30:54 AM]
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| 5/25/2007 11:23:22 PM |
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cinders1
Yukon, OK
age: 54
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Jumped up and got a towel, now come on guys, that is rude, nothing wrong with feeling the whole experience, but that puts a big end to the feelings when a guy does that. If a guy does that, will be the last time i am with him, he obviously doesnt feel comfortable with sex.
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| 5/26/2007 2:30:16 AM |
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kidkidkid
Scottsdale, AZ
age: 22
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The worst thing I thought it would be easy to remmeber somthing bad a lovers said to me after sex I guess i just left every woman speechless or in awe haha
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| 5/26/2007 4:20:00 PM |
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zowwy
Toledo, OH
age: 47
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Cinders1,
AH yes,but what did he do with the towel?
Sometimes I have gotten up,said"What ever ya do don't move".
I return shortly with a nice n fresh hot damp towel,give r a
sensual towlin,then myself and climb back in for the comfy
after glow n cuddlin.
That's alright ain't it?no complaints yet!
But when she says "why do always take so long"and it's only
been twenty minutes,and she has a once a month sex drive, I
finally realised we were'nt going to make it,after two years.
I'm such an idiot(rolling eyes).
Z
[Edited 5/26/2007 4:23:43 PM]
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