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drunkenpoet
Tulsa, OK
age: 29
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Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, ]we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,hunting,fishing or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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| 1/9/2008 8:15:04 AM |
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sarahakamom
Shawnee, OK
age: 23
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omg that was very funny to read. and yes i can see some of your points lol
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| 6/1/2008 6:22:47 PM |
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liferator
Statesville, NC
age: 27
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 fn right on
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| 6/1/2008 6:48:26 PM |
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mjkittredge
Nashua, NH
age: 27
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What an excellent list, every woman should read it.
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| 6/2/2008 1:26:32 AM |
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rpmcowboy
Inola, OK
age: 20
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Hell yeah!! nice to see a fellow Tulsan laying it down the right way, dude that made my day!!
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| 6/2/2008 1:34:52 AM |
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rpmcowboy
Inola, OK
age: 20
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The shotgun formation!!! LMFAO Theres a few flyers in your pattern son, put on a modified or a full choke to tighten that shit up!! Thank you man, I was born and raised in Tulsa but didn't fall far from ASLUT haha only me and you get that one lol. But thanks again for making my day dude I apprieciate it!
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| 6/2/2008 9:00:40 AM |
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lildevil19
Dothan, AL
age: 19
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thats hillarious
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| 6/2/2008 9:18:58 AM |
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memphis89
Courtenay, BC
age: 19
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ok man that was awesome! All of man kind thanks you.
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| 6/8/2008 5:08:27 PM |
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liferator
Statesville, NC
age: 27
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women take note sad thing is most guys sont say that this is the truth
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| 6/8/2008 5:28:04 PM |
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amberine
Plover, WI
age: 28
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Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, ]we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,hunting,fishing or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
 This list is bullshit and they are all number 1...Notice how you will never see a womans list of rules...reason why its against our rules to share...and men are too simple minded to understand meaningful things
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| 6/8/2008 5:32:58 PM |
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liferator
Statesville, NC
age: 27
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yes we are simple minded and you women get in your gossip circles and talk about how you don't understand us? we men know that we don't understand women so we are not going to waste the time to figure you out we will put our time to doing something that we can master. Men might be simple minded but women are to over dramatic
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| 6/8/2008 5:35:38 PM |
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amberine
Plover, WI
age: 28
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 maybe if men wouldnt push our buttons...
Having us repeat ourselves since you are into the tv more then listening
We can only bottle up so much
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| 6/8/2008 5:36:22 PM |
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urdestinyawaits
Sparta, TN
age: 21
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amen sister we'll never tell 
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| 6/8/2008 5:37:57 PM |
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liferator
Statesville, NC
age: 27
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like we said wait till a commercial you want us to stop watching a game at a crutial time to talk about flowers flowers will be there at the commercial break you actually might get a response from us other than unhu
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| 6/8/2008 5:39:47 PM |
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amberine
Plover, WI
age: 28
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flowers is better then listening to men complain about having a damn cold and then listening to them piss and moan like they are dying
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