| 3/23/2010 5:02:57 PM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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It is that time of year than a young man's (and a mature man's) fancy turns to baseball.
It is only the man wishing to propogate the species who tries to catch anything.
The older man just likes chasing the ball ...
In spring it is basketball and baseball; in summer it is baseball and soccer; and in the fall it is football. By the time winter rolls around it is hockey or he goes to the warm clime for golf. So, as the seasons of his life pass, the balls he chases gets smaller and soon he will be able to put those balls in his pocket.
What activities do you anticipate this spring?
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| 3/23/2010 5:06:27 PM |
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shaggyolddog
Ocean Shores, WA
age: 69 online now!
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| 3/23/2010 5:07:50 PM |
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dejad
Portland, OR
age: 60
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A classic!!!
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| 3/23/2010 5:10:46 PM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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 The Left Coast thinks alike ... Now we just need AgingHippy to weigh in on that ...
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| 3/23/2010 5:16:33 PM |
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aginghippy2008
Beaverton, OR
age: 64
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OMG --- I am just laughing at how those "balls" keep getting smaller and smaller!
Talk about understatements!
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| 3/23/2010 5:31:53 PM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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Hate to say this but... old men and marbles come to mind.
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| 3/23/2010 5:33:01 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
age: 73
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No comment ..
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| 3/23/2010 5:36:49 PM |
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bones01
Orange, CA
age: 61
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May have lost my marbles but still have my balls!
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| 3/23/2010 5:39:55 PM |
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aginghippy2008
Beaverton, OR
age: 64
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Are there any sports where there are "no balls"?????
Dang ... that just seems so appropriate these days!
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| 3/23/2010 5:46:34 PM |
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pretty_moonpa
Bath, PA
age: 70
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| 3/23/2010 5:47:29 PM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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Well Tiger Wood plays golf & he is only in his early thirties. I think he did have some help playing with his balls though & one heck of alot of help-lol!
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| 3/23/2010 5:52:07 PM |
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aginghippy2008
Beaverton, OR
age: 64
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Well Tiger Wood plays golf & he is only in his early thirties. I think he did have some help playing with his balls though & one heck of alot of help-lol!
 At least he has proven he has more in his pockets than just "balls."
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| 3/23/2010 6:03:18 PM |
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10snut
Waxahachie, TX
age: 62
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Well I love sports - and I'm a woman - and a single woman - so therefore I have "NO BALLS"
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| 3/23/2010 6:08:51 PM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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Iosnut, heck with getting to first base...I'd like to get my hands on the bat... than we'll see about first base!!
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| 3/23/2010 6:13:07 PM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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Bone, you are so incredibly sweet and funny!
Harry, you are a brave marine to walk into the valley of women on a roll.
AginingHippy, I do know that I wondered where you were and if you were going to weigh in ... OMG ... did you ever?
Ms Mouse, I did forget to mention marbles, didn't I? But I always associate kids with them.
Ms Moon, According to my young friends, this is a compliment .."You are the Bomb".
10s, you nut!
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| 3/23/2010 6:28:04 PM |
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10snut
Waxahachie, TX
age: 62
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Maybe this is why tennis was always my sport of choice...........
But I always hated the word "love" when I was playing tennis.....
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| 3/23/2010 6:31:54 PM |
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ooohman2
Knoxville, TN
age: 65
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Well Hockey has no balls. And no that isn't the reason I like hockey
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| 3/23/2010 6:32:00 PM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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Too funny, 10s .. you know, you really are a nut!
OMG Ms. Mouse I am still laughing at you grabbing that bat ... Now, who is getting to first base?
Oooohman snuck his puck into the goal.
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| 3/23/2010 7:20:38 PM |
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flyinglady1
Henderson, NV
age: 69
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There are no balls in figure skating, speed skating, surfing, skiing and some one has already mentioned hockey.
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| 3/23/2010 7:22:25 PM |
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sassy_lassy
Kingston, TN
age: 68
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well there are plenty of balls in hang gliding... maybe not to play with at the time...
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| 3/23/2010 7:39:21 PM |
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shaggyolddog
Ocean Shores, WA
age: 69 online now!
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I live on a golf course. I know where those guys, gals too, are losing their balls, in my yard.
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| 3/23/2010 11:06:49 PM |
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dejad
Portland, OR
age: 60
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Shaggy..nobody else is asking so I will
are you gathering these up and selling 'em back?
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| 3/23/2010 11:20:28 PM |
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shaggyolddog
Ocean Shores, WA
age: 69 online now!
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Great idea, but no. Maybe when the grand kids visit, they can set up a stand and sell them, 3/$1. I bet I have $100 in balls. Not everyone can say that, ya know?
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| 3/24/2010 3:20:07 AM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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This song describes my dating life-lol!
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| 3/24/2010 4:20:18 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
age: 73
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Lovely song-- I imagine fits a lot of people ..
Activities ?? OH still  thinking .
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| 3/24/2010 4:32:16 AM |
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rof1944
Marshville, NC
age: 65
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Gotta keep the balls clean you know. FORE play.
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| 3/24/2010 4:45:38 AM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
age: 65
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I try to stay on the ball as often as I can. I walk and dance using my balls. Yes...ladies do have balls! The balls of their feet....so sorry for any misconception...
 
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| 3/24/2010 4:55:07 AM |
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ooohman2
Knoxville, TN
age: 65
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Sha You cane always be counted on for a smart come back But yes I guess it's true
Lady's do have and also control of a lot of balls. ( basketball, softball,pool )
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| 3/24/2010 5:30:09 AM |
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aginghippy2008
Beaverton, OR
age: 64
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I live on a golf course. I know where those guys, gals too, are losing their balls, in my yard.
Always suspected you were a man with a lot of balls! 
OMG ... am I really going to post that? At 5:30 in the morning? Perhaps I should get another cup of coffee!
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| 3/24/2010 6:04:58 AM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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 I can see all you early birds have awakened with a smile and a good retort.
Shaggy's grandchildren have a new business endeavor.
Hippy is getting a second cup of coffee which will not help with toning down her comments  .
Dejad is advising on start up businesses.
Rof is playing with clean balls ........... golf, that is.
Harry is playing wistful songs
Shar is staying on the ball
Ooohman is admiring the view of staying on the ball.
And the most dangerous ... NewLady is thinking.
I am enjoying my first cup of coffee and trying not to get lost in thought (because it is scary there).
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| 3/25/2010 4:32:26 AM |
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kanedog
Onaway, MI
age: 65 online now!
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Nene I've got spare balls but their lead , do ya need any
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| 3/25/2010 4:38:02 AM |
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cupofcheer
Assumption, IL
age: 62
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Excuse me, sir. Is that spare balls, lead balls, spare lead balls, or 'steelies"?
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| 3/25/2010 4:38:04 AM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
age: 73
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*smiles* No comment ..but I think a lot
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| 3/25/2010 7:25:54 AM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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I overheard a woman say once " I'm tired of these wimp men I have been meeting - I want a man with some balls". Well I have chased two pitbulls back into a house one day with a baseball bat so I do have those but my question back to her is " So what do you bring to the table to deserve a man with some balls"?
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| 3/25/2010 7:50:11 AM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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I see my friends are continuing to have fun with all the double-entendres that can happen with the subject balls.
Kane, that is so generous of you but I am leary; those may be cannon balls and you will use the cannon to deliver them.
Cheer, you have so much fun with words and when we read your words we have fun with them.
New, I am truly "skeered" now ... two days of thinking. I will find another offering to your thread. (We must appease the goddesses with offerings.)
Harry, I do believe your will find a great woman who will bring to the table fabulous food, good conversation, loyalty, endurance with strength, and lots of love to match your ..uuuuummmmmm... offering
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| 3/25/2010 8:35:30 AM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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I overheard a woman say once " I'm tired of these wimp men I have been meeting - I want a man with some balls". Well I have chased two pitbulls back into a house one day with a baseball bat so I do have those but my question back to her is " So what do you bring to the table to deserve a man with some balls"?
Harry I chased my ex-husband with a bat (croquet mallet)and smashed the hood of his car in when
I found out he was cheating on me. I guess I could bring that to the table.
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| 3/25/2010 8:44:02 AM |
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sassy_lassy
Kingston, TN
age: 68
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what a crazy bunch..
I am still think what to bring to Harry's table..hmmmmmmmmmmm !!!! i know i think better when i use those little balls to roll around in my hand, what are they called?some kind of stress releasers.. someone help me out with this...
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| 3/25/2010 8:46:39 AM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
age: 65
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Veils, incense, and palm reading now, Madame Bubbles. Should I ask for my fortune to be read or is this morsel only to placate Harry?
Somehow I think we would be safer sticking to the discussions of "balls".
For all the women with "Balls".
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| 3/25/2010 10:18:56 AM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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Well, Shar, I guess I should get out my crystal ball and see what the future holds for us.
Sassy, I know what you mean but cannot remember name either.
Ms. Mouse, OUCH
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| 3/25/2010 10:42:45 AM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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Well Miss Mouse now that is what I call " bringing something to the table" or as Emeril says " kick it up a notch"-lol!You didn't by chance get pictures?
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| 3/25/2010 12:34:49 PM |
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aginghippy2008
Beaverton, OR
age: 64
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Harry I chased my ex-husband with a bat (croquet mallet)and smashed the hood of his car in when
I found out he was cheating on me. I guess I could bring that to the table.
Wow!
I should have taken lessons from you! 
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| 3/25/2010 12:46:39 PM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
age: 65
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what a crazy bunch..
I am still think what to bring to Harry's table..hmmmmmmmmmmm !!!! i know i think better when i use those little balls to roll around in my hand, what are they called?some kind of stress releasers.. someone help me out with this...
Here you go Sassy...I use to have some of these and gave a set to a man so he could have some too. Think it went over his head!!!
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| 3/25/2010 1:00:28 PM |
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cupofcheer
Assumption, IL
age: 62
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Butterflies | Forward this Picture
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| 3/25/2010 1:35:37 PM |
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sassy_lassy
Kingston, TN
age: 68
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thought this might add to the craziness..
okay this wouldn't post right so i have to make some adjustments..
they were just little pink balls what were you thinking...
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| 3/25/2010 1:36:48 PM |
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sassy_lassy
Kingston, TN
age: 68
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shar that was too funny , yep it was ZEN balls ..how could I have forgotten ..
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| 3/25/2010 1:39:22 PM |
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1fitzlydia
Gilford, NH
age: 62
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| 3/25/2010 2:10:14 PM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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Sassy ....was these the balls you were looking for?
Harry I was messing with your head.....
I was trying to out do your comment with the bat.
Must remind you that the Croquet mallet came with a set of wooden balls.
Does that get me any points.
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| 3/25/2010 2:19:52 PM |
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lkavour92
Newport, TN
age: 67
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Ah I think those are "Ben Wah " Balls?
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| 3/25/2010 2:46:23 PM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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That will get you extra point Miss Mouse - as long as you whisper that into my ear as your clicking a set of handcuffs on me to a post
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| 3/25/2010 2:58:02 PM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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Ah I think those are "Ben Wah " Balls?
I found them under Chinese iron balls... Don't see the connection.
Harry I think you would like a lot of rough play, when it comes to bedroom games.
You would be very exhausted after I handcuffed you to a bed post.
In fact I may not uncuff you for days...
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| 3/26/2010 8:40:59 AM |
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cupofcheer
Assumption, IL
age: 62
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.....ahhhhh.....finding it hard to word a comment here
When DOES 'spring camp' begin? (baseball ... )
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| 3/26/2010 11:40:07 AM |
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nenebubbles
Naperville, IL
age: 69
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OMG ... Wonderful Cheer who always spins words for us is speechless ... you did that, Ms. Mouse ...
By the Way, has anyone seen Harry?
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| 3/26/2010 12:51:40 PM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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Miss Mouse has me "hooked up" -lol! But I am a very willing "prisoner"-lol!
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| 3/26/2010 12:57:29 PM |
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sharsea
Gulfport, MS
age: 65
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Now I know why she wants to borrow some of my feathers....hmmmmmmmmm!!!
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| 3/26/2010 1:05:21 PM |
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cupofcheer
Assumption, IL
age: 62
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OMGoodness --- she has your feathers?
She borrowed my leather jumpsuit!!!!!! (the one I wear to church, of course)
[edit spelling]
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| 3/26/2010 3:50:42 PM |
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travelingmouse
Saint Johnsville, NY
age: 60
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I just want you to know, if I was to reply to yours and Shars last remarks, like I really want to.. they'd lock me up. You know I have a naughty side of me that can get out of control if I get started.
So I'll just say Cheer, that your Church jumpsuit fits me very well and Shar your feathers are driving Harry nuts....
I better leave it at that.
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| 3/26/2010 4:42:19 PM |
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shaggyolddog
Ocean Shores, WA
age: 69 online now!
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Baseball Spring Trining started mid February. First regular game of the season will me the first week of April.
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| 3/26/2010 6:16:39 PM |
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cupofcheer
Assumption, IL
age: 62
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Thank you, Shaggy. (I almost asked a stupid, blonde question: is that all the major league teams? ... but I guess they have to have somebody to play with!)
Ms. Mouse ~~ please accept that jumpsuit as a 'just because' gift from me to you -- I have more where that one came from!
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| 3/27/2010 3:31:38 AM |
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harrybyvick
Vicksburg, MI
age: 60 online now!
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Well now that Miss Mouse has me handcuffed to this bed I wonder if she is going to hand feed me straw berries like in 9 and half weeks movie with Mickey Rourke & Kim Basinger
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| 3/28/2010 4:58:00 PM |
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dancenfeet
Kent, WA
age: 60
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Do you want them chocolate dipped or will plain do?
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