| 8/1/2010 9:09:30 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Try this! It is from an orthopedic surgeon.
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
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| 8/2/2010 11:57:19 AM |
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redford2go
Canal Fulton, OH
age: 65
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Well, I'll be darned. You even warned me what I would do, and I did it anyway.
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| 8/2/2010 1:09:25 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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Oh man that is weird 
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| 8/2/2010 1:35:36 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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I have seen this before and it doesnt work on me...go figure .Besides,it HURTS my brain to have to THINK,let alone excersize it!  
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| 8/2/2010 1:38:14 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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There is a surprise... nobs wired weird 
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| 8/2/2010 1:40:25 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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There is a surprise... nobs wired weird
I KNOW! I was shocked!ME,weird!? Nahhhh
[Edited 8/2/2010 1:40:48 PM ]
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| 8/2/2010 1:41:46 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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| 8/2/2010 4:14:52 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Nobs, you need to replace your faulty wiring...of course I kinds like you the way you are
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| 8/2/2010 6:18:33 PM |
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boxopoprox
Clyde, OH
age: 31
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Was it a cat i saw. <---look at that sentence reads the same backwards and forwards.
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| 8/2/2010 6:24:20 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Was it a cat i saw. <---look at that sentence reads the same backwards and forwards.
Yea those are  I think they're called "palindromes";sentences that read the same foreward and back. Now ,I didnt look it up,so I may be wrong. Believe you me ,if I didnt have dial up I WOULD have ,no-one wants to look the fool...what am I saying? I DO!
Here's two ............Madam I'm Adam,(to which she replied) Name noone man!
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| 8/4/2010 1:26:53 PM |
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scotlandson
Akron, OH
age: 54
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That is TOO freaky! I thought "Yea..right!" Darn if it worked. Where'd ya find that one?
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| 8/5/2010 11:03:57 PM |
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laugh10
Ashland, OH
age: 40
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Think about it before you look for answers...
1) A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? 
2) What is broken every time it's spoken? (men should get this one! )
3) How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
4) What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? 
5) What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? (easy now with any bad thoughts  )
6) If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank? 
7) What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? 
8) Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive? 
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| 8/5/2010 11:04:32 PM |
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laugh10
Ashland, OH
age: 40
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Answers:
1) He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
2) Silence
3) It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.
4) Queue
5) A towel
6) Just one - after that it won't be empty.
7) "Damn"
8) Just quit imagining!
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| 8/6/2010 1:21:06 PM |
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derby420
West College Corner, IN
age: 43
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Racecar backwards is still Racecar...
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| 8/6/2010 4:46:08 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Think about it before you look for answers...
1) A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
2) What is broken every time it's spoken? (men should get this one! )
3) How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
4) What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
5) What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? (easy now with any bad thoughts )
6) If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
7) What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
8) Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
laugh10, just a heads up, don't think anyone here thinks this much ...
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| 8/6/2010 6:34:33 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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this is a question on a brain test
1. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
answer
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| 8/6/2010 10:31:16 PM |
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laugh10
Ashland, OH
age: 40
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Well I thought the other ones were okay and fun to think about. Guess I will try a little humor for the brain this time. I received this on an email.. so not my handy work. Some are just too funny when you think about all of the things that goes through a kids mind.
The following questions were sent in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)... and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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| 8/7/2010 8:37:21 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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omg don't make me laugh like that so late in the evening
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| 8/8/2010 9:02:09 AM |
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chaotica
Newbury, OH
age: 45
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The following questions were sent in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)... and they WILL breed.
now thats REALLY scary
there should be an intelligence requirement before you can reproduce
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