8/3/2010 6:06:56 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about.
Don't you huff at me
I know we all have some things that stuck in our heads or things we have said to our own children that our parents used to say
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8/3/2010 6:08:41 PM |
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waitingnolonger
Elyria, OH
age: 39
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Me: Why?
Mom or Dad: Because I said so!
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8/3/2010 6:16:06 PM |
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boxopoprox
Clyde, OH
age: 31
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never eat yellow snow.
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8/3/2010 7:52:28 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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My Dad:"MY way or the Highway" (Heh,just so happens,I took that wrong ,and have been "high" ever since)
Mom:"Share that with your brother!"
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8/3/2010 8:09:51 PM |
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ohiosunshine48
Newton Falls, OH
age: 48
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Girl you mark my words,...... good old mom, only wish I had relized way back when what a wise women she really is
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8/3/2010 8:10:22 PM |
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ohiosunshine48
Newton Falls, OH
age: 48
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If the Lords will and the creek don't rise....lol
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8/3/2010 8:40:23 PM |
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classicdude
Cincinnati, OH
age: 53
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I remember being 4 or so I wasn't in school yet.Anyways I must had said something my mother she didn't care for .don't remember what it was.I do remember my mom saying to me are you asking me or telling me.I Knew one of them was bad but I didn't know witch one.So I guessed.I'm telling you I said.Man did I learn the differents & never forgot it. Another thing she would say that would scare me.Im telling your dad just you wait till he gets home.I would be good the rest of the day hoping she would forget. O yell I use to hate when she would make me go get a switch so she could wip me.I'd try to find a soft one.
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8/3/2010 8:49:05 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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I remember being 4 or so I wasn't in school yet.Anyways I must had said something my mother she didn't care for .don't remember what it was.I do remember my mom saying to me are you asking me or telling me.I Knew one of them was bad but I didn't know witch one. So I guessed.I'm telling you I said .Man did I learn the differents & never forgot it. Another thing she would say that would scare me.Im telling your dad just you wait till he gets home.I would be good the rest of the day hoping she would forget. O yell I use to hate when she would make me go get a switch so she could wip me.I'd try to find a soft one.
one of my neighbors parents used to make him go get a switch to whip him...I would have NEVER went to get a switch to be whipped with...if they want to whip me go get your own switch.....that's probably why they didn't send me
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8/4/2010 1:12:49 AM |
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snides20
Mingo Junction, OH
age: 28
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lol ok my sick twisted sense of humor
dad son were going on vacation
me yaaqyyyyy is the mailman coming
dad no son y did u ask that
me cause earlier he kept screaming i'm coming i'm coming at mommy in the bedroom
still can't figure out why he kept screaming i'm coming
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8/4/2010 4:42:35 AM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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Just wait until your father gets home
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8/4/2010 5:21:30 AM |
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howlingwolf
Marion, OH
age: 69
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DAD used to tell me that is you can ever figure out how women think then write a book on it and make millions...Many years later I would have told him....ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND
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8/4/2010 5:31:58 AM |
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scubbydoo4ltr
Warren, OH
age: 49
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Always get up get up or shut up. Respect your elders.
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8/4/2010 5:33:31 AM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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Is anyone in the basement ?
Nobody answers . . . then why are the lights on !
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8/4/2010 5:38:38 AM |
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scubbydoo4ltr
Warren, OH
age: 49
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Get down to the basement now. Well that meant a butt whippin was comein but I didn't know what hurt worse the belt on my behind or my head beaten off the ceiling everytime my dad took a swing. Low ceiling an he always held me up in the air since he was tall.
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8/4/2010 5:48:03 AM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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Ahhh man the... wait until your dad comes home.... that's a international fearfactor thing
Another favorite... Are you being raised in a goddamned BARN????? NO??? Then why is the door open????
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8/4/2010 6:07:36 AM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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Another favorite... Are you being raised in a goddamned BARN????? NO??? Then why is the door open????
Or, are we air-conditioning the world ?
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8/4/2010 6:09:27 AM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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I have to admit I did deserve tongue lashes, especially if they said:
OK, that's it up to your room.
My reply . . . fine that's were my toys are anyway !
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8/4/2010 2:16:23 PM |
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boxopoprox
Clyde, OH
age: 31
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to go along with that i hear "in or out"
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8/4/2010 2:21:53 PM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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Or . . .
Dad saying: Do you want the belt and he'd flip it open ready to pull out of the loops.
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8/4/2010 2:26:31 PM |
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boxopoprox
Clyde, OH
age: 31
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Or . . .
Dad saying: Do you want the belt and he'd flip it open ready to pull out of the loops.
ya i still remember the snap sound of the thick leather belt.
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8/4/2010 2:30:01 PM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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My dad used to say, you think that's bad . . . my father used to use a Barber's Belt made of 6" leather !
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8/4/2010 3:59:48 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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"Dont MAKE me stop this car!"...."I will turn around ,RIGHT NOW,if you two dont knock it off!"
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8/4/2010 4:03:55 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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"Dont MAKE me stop this car!"...."I will turn around ,RIGHT NOW,if you two dont knock it off!"
My dad used to try to backhand us from the front seat while driving...me and my brother got real good at dodging his attempts.....
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8/4/2010 4:12:27 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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My dad used to try to backhand us from the front seat while driving...me and my brother got real good at dodging his attempts.....
Oh HELL yes!Ha ha,Once we went to a Dutch Pantry resturant my brother and I always TRIED to sit on the other side of the booth.This time we did and were ,naturally,screwing around and dad tried to kick us under the table not realising there was a bar across the bottom.He busted his shin pretty good and our asses even better when we got home!
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8/4/2010 4:40:12 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Oh HELL yes!Ha ha,Once we went to a Dutch Pantry resturant my brother and I always TRIED to sit on the other side of the booth.This time we did and were ,naturally,screwing around and dad tried to kick us under the table not realising there was a bar across the bottom.He busted his shin pretty good and our asses even better when we got home!
Ahhhh, the good ole days of a** whoopin's !!
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8/5/2010 1:48:37 AM |
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snides20
Mingo Junction, OH
age: 28
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anybody else ever get this 1 b4 a a** whoopin
this is going to hurt me far more then it hurts you
then afterwards
stop crying or ill give u something to cry about
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8/5/2010 10:02:43 AM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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anybody else ever get this 1 b4 a a** whoopin
this is going to hurt me far more then it hurts you
then afterwards
stop crying or ill give u something to cry about
yes i remember this all too well
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8/5/2010 11:25:08 AM |
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drjonah
Lima, OH
age: 30
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My favorite I always got when I'd ask for a ride somewhere that was a short distance away....'are your legs broken?'
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8/5/2010 11:32:00 AM |
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catieliz
Columbus, OH
age: 46
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Mom, when I was a kid I had to walk 3 miles to school and back.
also, "Stop making faces behind my back or I'm going to smack you."
or "Stop rolling your eyes,"
Do mothers have eyes in the back of their heads? One would think so.
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8/6/2010 1:31:05 PM |
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derby420
West College Corner, IN
age: 43
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"Do as I say, Not say as I do"
Get down and give me 50!!!
Grab gear and hit dirt.....I was raised in the military....
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8/6/2010 1:49:05 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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I almost forgot about this one....
G... quit blaming your brothers!!!!!
Dunno what the problem was...there was 4 of them and only 1 of me couldn't have all been my fault
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8/6/2010 4:27:38 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Dry it up (crying)
Turn the light off (broken record)
I can't heat the whole outside (to this day I feel like I am committing a sin if I hold the door open for any length of time)
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8/6/2010 4:29:36 PM |
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thelonelyone123
West Milton, OH
age: 46
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Dad: "Isn't it fun to grow up!";
"Make hay while the sun shines"
Mom: "If you use it put it away!"
and the one that is coming true now; "You're going to wish you got up in the attic sooner after I am gone"
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8/6/2010 4:32:10 PM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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Makes me wonder what you have in your attic
Everytime i run around turning lights off I keep thinking ...omg I am turning into my parents
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8/6/2010 5:05:00 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Mom cursed me when I was a smart mouthed,(noooo,not me),teenager"I HOPE you have kids just like YOU!" I do,one's a girl,and 18.
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8/6/2010 5:49:09 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Mom cursed me when I was a smart mouthed,(noooo,not me ),teenager"I HOPE you have kids just like YOU!" I do,one's a girl,and 18.
Yep, we always get pay back
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8/6/2010 7:15:45 PM |
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queenrana
Wilmington, OH
age: 38
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1 I hope you have kids just like you.
2 Because i said so.
3 I brought you into this world i can take you out.
4 If you dont stop crying ill give you something to cray about.
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8/6/2010 7:52:52 PM |
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catieliz
Columbus, OH
age: 46
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Do you want a beatin? Now what kid is going to say "yes, mom I want one."
Am I going to have to beat you?
Another, "Who did it?" "If no one speaks up, you all are going to get it."
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8/7/2010 4:36:39 AM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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Kids in Africa are starving and would be happy with your dinner... so you're not getting up until you finish this!!!!
During the war we had one little piece of meat that we cooked for meals 3 days in a row, we would have been thrilled to have as much food as you guys have.
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8/7/2010 5:04:16 AM |
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captainjul1
Columbus, OH
age: 51
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go out and play
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8/7/2010 5:35:56 AM |
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aguyfromoh
Youngstown, OH
age: 52
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My mother and father used to argue. When they would get into one of the heated debates my dad would respond to a comment by my mother with this expression. "her name" U talk like a women with a paper ass! has anyone ever heard this expression????
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8/7/2010 5:40:41 AM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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Never heard that expression, I think I'd have to laugh if someone said that to me even in a argument
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8/7/2010 5:48:04 AM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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Kids in Africa are starving and would be happy with your dinner... so you're not getting up until you finish this!!!!
Being the bratty kid that I was that line only worked once because I told mom: then go ahead and mail it.
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8/7/2010 5:52:37 AM |
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goods61
Buckhead, GA
age: 49
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We used to say the same thing
Funny how what our parents said is international
[Edited 8/7/2010 5:53:03 AM ]
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8/7/2010 2:37:18 PM |
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hellokitty701
Lorain, OH
age: 40
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I was born in the night, but not last night...
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8/7/2010 7:24:00 PM |
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night_child_8
Fairborn, OH
age: 48
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my fathers favorite saying when we would ask for something did not matter what it was....
when pigs fly out ya ass....
one day i just had to ask why would a pig fly out my ass, his response.....because i said so....
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8/7/2010 11:19:46 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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My dad used to tell me to,"sh*t and fall back in it",whenever I asked for something he didnt think I needed,come to think of it he also used to say,"go sh*t in yer shoe",for the same reason,THIS,THIS,has SOMETHING to do with why I like looking at a nice a** on a lady,so,see dear,I can't HELP but,(no pun),look.
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8/8/2010 8:37:44 AM |
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chaotica
Newbury, OH
age: 45
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wish in one hand and shit in the other
see which one fills up first
and ive used that one on my children ... many times
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8/8/2010 12:33:54 PM |
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catieliz
Columbus, OH
age: 46
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Why was everything, because I said so...this did not make it right.
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8/8/2010 12:39:05 PM |
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phina1
Walton, KY
age: 49
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When I'd ask my mom how much longer before we get there . . .
"We'll be there in a mommie minute" . . . those always seemed to last for hours - and I bet they were.
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8/8/2010 12:54:45 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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"Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?!"
Let me tell you, Zest does not taste good!!!
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8/8/2010 1:16:49 PM |
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4rabits
Pleasant Plain, OH
age: 78
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Dad used to say (when I said "everyone else is doing it"}
"In that case, you can bet it's wrong!"
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8/8/2010 5:00:47 PM |
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marlib
Hamptonville, NC
age: 73
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My mother also said "because I said so" was always right because she was the elder person and you did not argue.
My mom would say, "if you don't stop that hollerin' I will give you something to "holler about". Definite meant you had better be instant quiet and your fit better be over with.
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8/8/2010 5:46:07 PM |
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bethieboogle
Dalton, OH
age: 40
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if we ever came to my mom or dad and said we had a headache.. they'd say go wipe your butt... of course when we were little we didn't get it..
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8/8/2010 6:27:07 PM |
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sb1229
Cleveland, OH
age: 45
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And I quote..."Go get the belt" 'Nuff said!!
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8/9/2010 6:39:09 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Just like "Red" on "The 70's show,(I laughed my a** off first time he said it!),dad loved to say,"Dumbass!"
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8/9/2010 7:01:46 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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Just like "Red" on "The 70's show,(I laughed my a** off first time he said it! ),dad loved to say,"Dumbass!"
Believe it or not, dumbass is an affectionate gesture between my sister and her husband..
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8/10/2010 7:17:46 PM |
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captainjul1
Columbus, OH
age: 51
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mom would say wait till your dad geta home,
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8/10/2010 7:43:45 PM |
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newdirection6
Wellsville, OH
age: 56
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mom would say "YOU GOT TO COME IN THE HOUSE SOMETIME"
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8/10/2010 9:18:25 PM |
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dreamr56
Brookville, OH
age: 56
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My mom used to always say... Just you wait till you have kids of your own you'LL see!!!!!!
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