| 10/20/2010 1:05:58 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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For example.
I wish I could make all the people of the world laugh.
Granted now you have a Termite sized weenie.
I wish I could fly...
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| 10/20/2010 1:24:07 PM |
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newdirection6
Wellsville, OH
age: 56
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To be a fly on the wall 
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| 10/20/2010 1:32:55 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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granted now everyone is swinging a flyswatter at you. Not in a good way 
Dont forget to make your wishes...
I wish I was loaded with money
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| 10/20/2010 1:46:07 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted and now you have 1,000's of people trying to get it and you have no privacy.
I wish I had a big screen TV
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| 10/20/2010 2:12:42 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Granted...BUT,there is nothing to watch on it but political ads!
I wish I had a watermelon....
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| 10/20/2010 2:31:22 PM |
Grant the PAY's wish but with a twist |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted now no woman will open your pants as thats where it is attached. 
I wish everyone felt great
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| 10/20/2010 2:39:08 PM |
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sb1229
Cleveland, OH
age: 45
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Granted, now you're in jail for indecent sexual advances!!
I wish I could go on an Alaskan Cruise.
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| 10/20/2010 3:10:20 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but the entire crew is made up of your ex's and/or their friends.. Hang on Ill throw you a life savor
I wish I was being held
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| 10/20/2010 3:15:17 PM |
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areuserious
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 32
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Granted but the octopus is clingy..
I wish my knee didnt hurt
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| 10/20/2010 3:24:18 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now its being humped 3 Chuckies at the same time 
I wish I could live under water
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| 10/20/2010 3:40:02 PM |
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galion90210
Galion, OH
age: 56
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wish I sold ford and bought netflix. $800 in 1 hour and out the window. that is when it hurts
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| 10/20/2010 3:42:21 PM |
Grant the PAY's wish but with a twist |
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thelonelyone123
West Milton, OH
age: 46
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Reply for Easy's wish to live underwater:
Granted; but it mulitplies "dish pan hands" to the extreme!
I wish I could get a raise in my pay.
[Edited 10/20/2010 3:43:40 PM ]
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| 10/20/2010 3:52:10 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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granted but now payday only comes once every leap year.
I wish I could change the world
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| 10/20/2010 4:01:40 PM |
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musclecarmania
Franklin, OH
age: 51
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granted but now everyone is you
I wish I could take a vacation
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| 10/20/2010 4:04:00 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Granted ..BUT,you can only be accompanied by ME!
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener...
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| 10/20/2010 4:04:31 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted- but all wieners have been recalled and removed from shelves until further notice
I wish I had more time in the day
[Edited 10/20/2010 4:06:52 PM ]
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| 10/20/2010 4:13:16 PM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Granted...BUT,you can do nothing but listen to an ex-(wife,g.f.),nag!
I wish I could teach the world to sing ,in perfect harmony...
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| 10/20/2010 4:26:48 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted- but all wieners have been recalled and removed from shelves until further notice
I wish I had more time in the day
OMG reduced Nobs to not just a weenie but a rotten weenie to boot
Granted but now you have to buy everyone in the world a coke... wow does pepsie hate you or what?
I wish I could meet the perfect woman.
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| 10/20/2010 4:32:41 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted - but right after you meet her she goes home with her husband
I wish I could fly
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| 10/20/2010 4:42:38 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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Granted,,but all flights have been cancelled..
I wish I was 20 & knew what I know now.
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| 10/20/2010 4:45:40 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but those are in dog years so youll have to wait befor using what you know.
I wish I could sing like meatloaf
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| 10/20/2010 4:51:32 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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granted,,but now you're in a 375* oven.
I wish I could go deep sea fishing.
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| 10/20/2010 4:54:51 PM |
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areuserious
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 32
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Granted but you get eaten by moby d*ck
I wish I could get paid to stay at home.
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| 10/20/2010 4:55:23 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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granted now you have 25 kids to look after
I wish I could bring joy to the world
[Edited 10/20/2010 4:56:05 PM ]
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| 10/20/2010 5:00:21 PM |
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sb1229
Cleveland, OH
age: 45
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Granted but the taxes on joy are outrageous and now you're dirt poor!!
I wish I could win the Mega Millions
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| 10/20/2010 5:03:05 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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granted but after all taxes and debts are cleared you still owe a dollar 
I wish the wheels of government turned faster...
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| 10/20/2010 5:31:27 PM |
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nikkip2112
Cleveland, OH
age: 38
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granted, but the wheels are attached to the tracks of a dozer that is dozing your house!
I wish I could win the lotto for 26.5 million USD!
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| 10/20/2010 5:34:27 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted then the next day you arrested for tampering with Lottery balls. 
I wish I could dance on the moon
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| 10/20/2010 5:39:18 PM |
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nikkip2112
Cleveland, OH
age: 38
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granted, on your first pirouette you spin wildly out of control moving ever farther away from the surface of the moon. Lost in space!
I wish I knew the answer to the question; which came first, the chicken or the egg!
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| 10/20/2010 5:42:50 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted -but you forget the answer no sooner then you got it
I wish I could be pampered-not the diaper kind!
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| 10/20/2010 5:46:48 PM |
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sb1229
Cleveland, OH
age: 45
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Granted but what's the chance of getting a date now with pink fingernails and toenails?!?
I wish I could think of a wish!!
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| 10/20/2010 5:46:53 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but then you forget it because you turn 90 and senile.
I wish I eat as much as I wanted
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| 10/20/2010 5:49:37 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted but now you to fat to leave your own home
I wish I could loss 40 lbs
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| 10/20/2010 5:52:57 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted now you have no finger or legs upto your knees..
I wish I could be 20 years younger
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| 10/20/2010 8:47:42 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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granted...however, you still look & feel your current age.
I wish I had no problems.
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| 10/20/2010 9:01:04 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted now you no longer exist on earth
I wish I could live where the temperature is about 75 degrees all the time
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| 10/20/2010 10:32:08 PM |
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redford2go
Canal Fulton, OH
age: 65
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Granted - but you now live in a sealed up gold mine by yourself.
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| 10/21/2010 10:41:46 AM |
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redford2go
Canal Fulton, OH
age: 65
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I forgot to make my wish (I used to be blond when I had hair)
I wish I had a Ferrari Testarosa
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| 10/21/2010 11:09:24 AM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now your insurance is putting you in the poor house your new gf has broken your back and viagra cancelled your prescription
I wish I could travel
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| 10/21/2010 12:21:59 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted - your first trip is to Sahara desert and you get lost in a sand storm.
I wish I could be healthy the rest of my life.
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| 10/21/2010 12:29:26 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now your live stock at the slaughter house
I wish I could leap tall buildings
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| 10/21/2010 3:42:06 PM |
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galion90210
Galion, OH
age: 56
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Granted Need a good day trader want my $100k mad money back
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| 10/21/2010 3:43:54 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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I wish people kept on topic
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| 10/21/2010 3:56:44 PM |
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galion90210
Galion, OH
age: 56
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ok forgot the twist now you can leap tall buildings but they can leap you also.
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| 10/21/2010 10:19:03 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted but now you look like a frog
Granted but now your banned from the forums
I wish there be no more hunger on earth
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| 10/21/2010 11:21:46 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now your on everyones plate (hot dogs all around) you slut you...
I wish I had a hot car
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| 10/21/2010 11:34:14 PM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted your car's on fire
I wish I had more hours in the day.
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| 10/21/2010 11:36:10 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now your twice as old
I wish I could be president for a day
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| 10/22/2010 12:15:37 AM |
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redford2go
Canal Fulton, OH
age: 65
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Granted, but you are now on a "black ops" hit list by your own government.
I wish I could sell my convertible
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| 10/22/2010 4:18:23 AM |
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imagoodone4sure
Xenia, OH
age: 50
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Granted but now you'll be stuck riding a donkey everywhere
I wish I had more vacation days left
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| 10/22/2010 8:15:18 AM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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granted,,but you have use them as sick days...you've got the flu bug. (hope not)
I wish my new puppy was house broken!
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| 10/22/2010 8:55:50 AM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but now you live in a dog house
I wish price of gas wasnt so high.
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| 10/22/2010 9:16:28 AM |
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nobs4u
Mansfield, OH
age: 49
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Granted ,but yer car quits running.
...I wish I may,I wish I might,have the wish I wish tonight.
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| 10/22/2010 10:12:17 AM |
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imagoodone4sure
Xenia, OH
age: 50
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Granted - it now touches the ground but your legs have been cut off at the knees.
I wish this day at work was over.
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| 10/22/2010 11:26:02 AM |
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dpd1998
Elyria, OH
age: 53
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Granted but now you have to go home and clean house
I wish I had an Hot Apple Pie and Ice Cream
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| 10/22/2010 11:34:33 AM |
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imagoodone4sure
Xenia, OH
age: 50
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Granted but it will all go directly to your hips.
I wish I had a car load of spending money
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| 10/22/2010 1:31:57 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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granted.....oops!, ya just got carjacked!
I wish someone would do my chores.
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| 10/22/2010 1:32:04 PM |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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Granted but you are being investigated by the IRS
I wish I had lifetime supply of reeses pieces
[Edited 10/22/2010 1:32:15 PM ]
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| 10/22/2010 1:43:19 PM |
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cowgirl212
Coshocton, OH
age: 52
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granted...now you're allergic to p'butter & chocolate.
I wish someone would make my supper.
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| 10/22/2010 1:47:37 PM |
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imagoodone4sure
Xenia, OH
age: 50
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Granted but they gave you food poisoning
Wish I had my house completely finished
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