sandiestarz2k10
Los Angeles, CA
age: 20
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A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
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dizzieduzit
Laguna Hills, CA
age: 22
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A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Hahah good one
How do u like this one..
Ok so saten walks into a church, and everyone flips out!!! The run out of the church as fast as they can.. so just then satin sees that one man is still chillin in his seat, so he ask the man "don't you know who I am?" And the man says "yea your the devil DUHH" and then satin asks "then why aren't u runnin like a little b*tch like evryone else?" The old man laughs and says "haha pls, I married your sister 25 years ago, you really think YOU scare me?" Lol....
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sandiestarz2k10
Los Angeles, CA
age: 20
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ROTFL!!!!!!
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bistia
Roseville, CA
age: 44
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willu65
Pocatello, ID
age: 50
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txnursekathy
Weatherford, TX
age: 56
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toooooo funny
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