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2/22/2008 3:04:54 PM	any one has a good joke thats not old
mylana Staten Island, NY age: 30	just looking for a laugh
2/22/2008 7:43:14 PM	any one has a good joke thats not old
chooseyme Mohawk, NY age: 64	as I am old...that's all I got....wish i had more to offer.... but maybe that will make you giggle????
2/23/2008 3:07:41 PM	any one has a good joke thats not old
piperman85 Peekskill, NY age: 59	A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, " Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States". He swallowed, here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, " What myths are those?" "Well," she explained," One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish," Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."
2/24/2008 10:40:16 AM	any one has a good joke thats not old
mylana Staten Island, NY age: 30	that was a good one
2/24/2008 11:19:11 AM	any one has a good joke thats not old
pachie106 New York, NY age: 45	There were three traveling salemen working in one rural area in the Mid-West when a major storm was heading towards them. Quickly,they found a large farm that had in the center of it a large mansion but with a small concrete block house on the side. Fearing the storm, they ran to the door and knocked. The door opened and there stood a 6' 6" man with a beautiful blond woman behind him. They requested shelter from the storm but he refused. The woman, who happened to be his daughter begged him to grant them their request. Well, the owner agreed to house the three men upon one condition "You can stay but no one is allowed to interact with his daughter in any shape or form!!!" They agreed but being out on the road for so long, their thoughts were primarily on getting to the owner's daughter. All three men attepted to have an encounter with the daughter but were caught by the owner and placed into the small concrete block house. In the morning, the door was open and there stood the owner with a shotgun c*cked. He had all three salemen stand in a line and directed them to pick up the baskets by the opening of the field. After picking up the baskets, he ordered them to go out to the field and pick 100 piece of any crop he had planted. All three ran into the field; the first saleman, wanting to be gone with this situation, picked 100 sweet peas. He ran to the owner and presented the peas to him. The owner, grimming, told him to, "OK, boy, now drop your pants and shove them up your ass." The salemen, having no other choice, dropped his pants and started shoving the peas up his ass..."One, oh!, two. ahhh! three, my God, it hurts.....100, please God help me!!! The owner then kicked the first saleman off his land. The second salemen came ito the yard with a basket full of potatoes. The owner instructed the second sale to do the same duty or else. The second salemen, having no other choice, dropped his pants and started to insert the potatoes. One, heh heh, two, ha ha ha, there hahahahahah, The owner looked puzzled as asked, "Boy, what in hell do you find funny about all this? The second saleman looks up at the owner with tears on his face and said "...my friend...ot there in the field...he's picking WATERMELONS!!!!"