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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 50
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40-ish....................................49.
Adventurous...............................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..................................No breasts.
Average looking...........................Moooo.
Beautiful.................................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure........................On medication.
Feminist..................................Fat.
Free spirit...............................Junkie.
Friendship first..........................Former slut.
New-Age...................................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.............................No Blow Jobs.
Open-minded...............................Desperate.
Outgoing................................. Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............................B*tch
Voluptuous...... .........................Very Fat.
Large frame...............................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...........................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I a m bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
 
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| 2/26/2008 7:23:34 PM |
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im_vika
Brooklyn, NY
age: 32
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Thank you...This will sure make things easier for me...Now, I am off to my inbox to "de-code" some e-mails...
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| 2/26/2008 7:26:43 PM |
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fourbars
Alva, OK
age: 22
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so that is what they mean...
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| 2/26/2008 7:29:21 PM |
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towfrog
Lawrenceville, GA
age: 51
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Reenie,your my hero
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| 2/26/2008 7:31:45 PM |
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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 50
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I am only $49.95 plus tax, Professional looking for a soul mate!!
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| 2/26/2008 7:34:34 PM |
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dave9267
Osseo, MI
age: 40
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can i take you out to dinner or a movie
or call ya sometime?
P.S. nice dress
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| 2/26/2008 7:35:56 PM |
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gator59
Las Vegas, NV
age: 49
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good Renee was that an insult to me   
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| 2/26/2008 7:40:27 PM |
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hartfullofscars
Mooresville, IN
age: 55 online now!
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very funny reenie
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| 2/26/2008 7:43:40 PM |
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bountyman
Carthage, MO
age: 47
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reenie im still f*ckin laughin
wait--you just called yourself a stalkerb*tch
[Edited 2/26/2008 7:45:56 PM]
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| 2/26/2008 8:36:04 PM |
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tamirae
Woodland, CA
age: 32
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oh no... i've said Friendship first.... ahhhh!
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| 2/27/2008 2:41:38 AM |
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corbinsgaga
Wooster, OH
age: 47
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LMFAO, How true it is.
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| 2/27/2008 2:54:34 AM |
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onelife2live
Janesville, WI
age: 43
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Here I took all thos english classes when I only need 4 sentences. 
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