grizz67
Bernville, PA
age: 40
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The Pastor's Ass:
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!
Have a nice day.  
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deannalynnr
Sparrows Point, MD
age: 43
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 AMEN!
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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 I LOVE this joke....
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seashellll
Foley, AL
age: 44
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lol! I haven't heard this one in many years! My Grandmother gave me this one years ago and I get a chuckle out of it each time. Thanks Grizz for posting this!
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dadsbratt
Windsor, ON
age: 48
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 good one Grizz!
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grizz67
Bernville, PA
age: 40
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You..............are............welcome.
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jimmy61
Titusville, FL
age: 46
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You are a bad, bad man, grizz!!!
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cherokeebaby60
Calvert City, KY
age: 47
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Thanks Grizz this was Kewl
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