cherokeebaby60
Calvert City, KY
age: 47
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder
for 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your butt Tomorrow " .
Cherokee Baby 
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seashellll
Foley, AL
age: 44
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familyguy58103
Fargo, ND
age: 49
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From your keyboard to God's screen!!!
[Edited 2/27/2008 2:49:00 PM]
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deannalynnr
Sparrows Point, MD
age: 43
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That's good
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