| 2/29/2008 2:32:44 AM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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davids07
Princeton, LA
age: 51
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What a nice way to start off a Friday  and a smile. Y'all have a Great weekend!
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant
my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
Wrong when it comes to understanding a woman.
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| 2/29/2008 3:37:35 AM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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flowergirl62
South Australia
Australia
age: 46
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How clever........I loved it, thank you, it's totally made my day even though tomorrow is Saturday in Australia.
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| 2/29/2008 3:39:12 AM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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bonsaijoe
Vero Beach, FL
age: 41
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true true how true
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| 2/29/2008 3:49:48 AM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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amayastar
Westbrook, ME
age: 28
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hahah that actually sounds like a fun way to spend my bday HAHAH
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| 2/29/2008 2:34:00 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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davids07
Princeton, LA
age: 51
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Hi Im glad y'all enjoyed it and have a nice weekend 
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| 2/29/2008 2:38:44 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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sea_wench1
Chandler, AZ
age: 56
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Lmao...you've got to give the man credit.. that was just too darn cute.. lol...( wink ) Sea
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| 2/29/2008 2:43:39 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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redmot
Sedalia, MO
age: 61
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i have heard it before, but still funny. 
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| 2/29/2008 4:16:58 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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scruffbutt
Saint Paul, MN
age: 48
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to funny thxs for the laff.....
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| 2/29/2008 4:19:21 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 51
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hehe.. cute, thanks for the giggle 
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| 2/29/2008 4:19:26 PM |
A little humor to start your Friday off with a Smile |
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lorlie
Eugene, OR
age: 52
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how funny, men are so sweet.....
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