The Zen Buddhist Orders A Pizza.

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3/2/2008 8:42:53 PM	The Zen Buddhist Orders A Pizza.
burnkitty Fayetteville, AR age: 32	A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor. He says to the clerk,"I'd like to order a pizza." The clerk asks him,"What would you like on it?" The Zen Buddhist replies,"I'd like it to be one with everything."
3/5/2008 3:27:01 PM	The Zen Buddhist Orders A Pizza.
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