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| 3/5/2008 5:02:04 PM |
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cook53
Stoneham, MA
age: 52
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Wolff, artisty is in your soul
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| 3/5/2008 5:03:09 PM |
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wolffdream
Billerica, MA
age: 57
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AND, a nice bottle of absinthe for later...
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| 3/5/2008 5:04:07 PM |
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madukesmoosie
Ayer, MA
age: 44
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See what happens when you invite men to dinner.
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| 3/5/2008 5:12:21 PM |
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wolffdream
Billerica, MA
age: 57
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OMG. they make a mess everywhere they go.... 
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| 3/5/2008 5:37:13 PM |
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billericachick
Billerica, MA
age: 38
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My nickname is goody goody because I want to be a role model for my kids, but I found this guy on here that I have been dating and I think he has been corrupting me, and it's kind of FUN!  (forgive me up late last night).....
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| 3/5/2008 5:38:49 PM |
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maniacmassager
Lawrence, MA
age: 42 online now!
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whats crumpting? sounds kinky.
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| 3/5/2008 5:40:08 PM |
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madukesmoosie
Ayer, MA
age: 44
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Okay I suddenly feel old and don't know the lingo...whats crumpting?
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| 3/5/2008 5:43:34 PM |
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drumrman
Belmont, MA
age: 43
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cook...FYI...i never run away from anything. well...except crazy women! 
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| 3/5/2008 5:50:11 PM |
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cook53
Stoneham, MA
age: 52
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Drumr, u don't have to try and spare our feelings. We are all INSANE...U just needed some air. WE UNDERSTAND, DON'T WE GUY'S???
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| 3/5/2008 5:51:05 PM |
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madukesmoosie
Ayer, MA
age: 44
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Most definetely, yes we understand
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| 3/5/2008 5:52:06 PM |
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drumrman
Belmont, MA
age: 43
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for the record. just had to check in with mom, to make sure she was ok. what, did i miss something? let me in on it. i love to party!
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| 3/5/2008 5:53:31 PM |
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cook53
Stoneham, MA
age: 52
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Billericachick,DETAILS BABY!!! We need to live thru others for the time being. Cut us some slack won't ya... 
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| 3/5/2008 5:55:37 PM |
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cook53
Stoneham, MA
age: 52
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Drum role for Drumr. Being moms we like nice son's.Don't we ladies? Is she well?
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| 3/5/2008 5:56:49 PM |
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wolffdream
Billerica, MA
age: 57
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OK guys, I just read this and want to know if its true...
Why men can't pee straight.
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Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare us guys ever hit what were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something.
You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.
After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise, if she had gone to the toilet one more time at night and either sat on a pee soaked toilet seat, or fell right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she was going to kill me in my sleep.
Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm such a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem, and you ladies need to be understanding about it. It's the dreaded "morning wood."
Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it won't bend you can't aim, well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to piss all over the wall paper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet.
And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the friggin' toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to control our less than perfect aim. Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie. So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe.
I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her... look, it won't bend. She said, "so sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time."
OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood." Well it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage it, I had pissed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You piss all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.
I have found the only effective manoeuvre to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying Superman position laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee.
So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control. It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature.
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| 3/5/2008 5:57:24 PM |
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madukesmoosie
Ayer, MA
age: 44
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Nice sons are good.......I have one of those!
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