3/27/2008 11:05:39 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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The only kind of friends worth having
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3/27/2008 11:08:16 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you two more chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you one more chance,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave
Now you're a goon! POOF!!"
The moral of the story is:
HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW
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3/27/2008 11:09:40 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Hey! Here's an idea.
Whenever any of the unmentionables post, we can reply in song! Or poems! Yay!
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3/27/2008 11:15:33 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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oompa loompa doopidy doo
I've got another puzzle for you
What do you get from a glut of T.V.
A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
or could just not bear to look
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3/27/2008 11:16:15 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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great idea hooray for the Turkey Defense!!!
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3/27/2008 11:17:25 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Oompas!
Whoo-hoo!
You get no...you get no...you get no
COMMERCIALS!
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3/27/2008 11:18:56 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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VERY NIIICE!
If nothing else we will scare them away
Welcome to the Monkey House
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3/27/2008 11:20:42 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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I get no kick from cocaine ooooh
Alcahol doesn't thrill me at all
So why should it be true
that I get a belt out of you
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3/27/2008 11:21:23 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Now I am reminded of Slaughter House 5!
"Alack a-day and f*ck my luck!"
"Schlachthaus fünf"
"Billy Pilgrim became unstuck in time."
[Edited 3/27/2008 11:24:55 AM]
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3/27/2008 11:24:27 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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the Trafalmadorians
it's nice to be unstuck in time
I want to tell you a story,
bout a little man,
if I can,
a gnome named grimble crumble
and little gnomes stay in there homes
eating
sleeping drinking their wine
and then one day Hooray
another way for gnomes to say
OOOOOOOOray
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3/27/2008 11:25:40 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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I love the Trafalmadorians!
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3/27/2008 11:26:49 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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Me too
and Ms. Montana whew hoo
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3/27/2008 11:28:26 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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Is this the Heebie-Jeebies or is this Existential Blues?
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3/27/2008 11:29:25 AM |
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sekhmetvotaress
Hemet, CA
age: 33
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We are the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild!
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3/27/2008 11:31:42 AM |
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akashaman
Brunswick, OH
age: 29
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Muskrat Oh muskrat
what makes you smell so bad
laying around the farmer's house
eating up all he had
eating up all he had
eating up all he had boys
eating up all he had
Muskrat oh muskrat
I track him through the sand
muskrat oh muskrat
gonna catch him if I can
catch him if I can
I'll catch him if I can boys
I'll catch him if I can
found out where he's been using last night
muskrat oh muskrat
catch him sure as your born
running around all over the field
eatin up all my corn
eatin up all my corn boys
eatin up all my corn
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