reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 51
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One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She branga me only ona piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma B*tch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me Sonna Ma B*tch. Later, I to to eat soma lunch at Drake Restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock, I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table you Sona Ma B*tch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a Sonna Ma B*tch. So I go back to my room inna hotel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you betta not sheet on the bed you Sona Ma B*tch. I don't even know the man ana he call me Sonna Ma B*tch. I go to checkout and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say Piss Ona You Too you Sonna Ma B*tch!................. I go back to Italy!!!!
 
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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