missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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THE DOCTOR because he says ''take your clothes off.''
THE DENTIST because he says ''open wide.''
THE HAIR DRESSER because he says ''do you want them teased or blown?"
THE MILKMAN because he says ''do you want it in the back or in the front?''
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says''once it's in you'll love it.''
THE BANKER because he says ''if you take it out too soon you'll lose interest."
The Diver ..because he can go Deeper,
The baker ....because he says afterwards you got One in the Oven,
The Carpentar......Because he Knows all the right Angle's,
The Fisherman....Because he says "well if you dont work out theres many more fish in the sea",
The Auto Mechanic.....Because He breakes his knuckles to screw hard,
The pizza deliverer......Because if he cant get it to you in 45 minutes fresh and hot...then you get it for free......
The bartender---if he can't "liquor" in the front--he'll "poker" in the rear
The lawyer, cuz he has all the money....and he covers everything...
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wherearemybeads
Hightstown, NJ
age: 26
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all of these are true very funny!
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ucrazyasme
Chicago, IL
age: 26
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Blahahahahahahaha
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rieeriee
Albany, NY
age: 28
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That is the funniest thing I have heard all night, and true!
Nice!
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missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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One of the least important is a truck driver~~hes NOT in it for the long haul!!
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