| 4/25/2008 8:22:02 PM |
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krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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NOTICE!!!!!! This is supposed to be a joke ...you kids don't gotta take everything seriously....
The Roman Helmet......
A man straddles a womans head (69)...and lays the penis the length of the nose with the balls draped over both sides....like a Roman Helmet.
The Runny Nose.....
First apply the Roman Helmet....then clamp a hand over her face to rub the penis between the hand and the nose until ...it looks like a runny nose.....
What?...like you guys haven't done that.....Right.......
Come on kids! Whatcha got? Make me laugh or just make me think you are freaks....
[Edited 4/25/2008 8:58:35 PM]
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| 4/25/2008 8:29:10 PM |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46
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Oh gawd! I know you threatened this privately to me, but you actually did post it! Blah! You are on your own Baby! You KNOW I wouldn't have knowledge of such things! 
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| 4/25/2008 8:38:25 PM |
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chopperbabe
Selah, WA
age: 47
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Why would I want a d*ck on my head??? 
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| 4/25/2008 8:39:32 PM |
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krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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P*ssy! hehehehehehe
The Angry Pirate.......
As a Woman completes oral....yank back to put the money shot in her eye causing her to squint and curse....as this happens...kick her in the shin and laugh your ass off as you walk away......
She will hobble after you with one eye squinted shut cussing her head off....like an Angry Pirate.
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| 4/25/2008 8:44:27 PM |
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chopperbabe
Selah, WA
age: 47
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Then why couldn't I play walk the plank??? Arrrrrrr 
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| 4/25/2008 8:46:07 PM |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46
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Fine! I was told this one today...I am still a little ill...
Cleveland Steamer
A dude usually takes a crap on the chick's chest...then kind of "steamrolls" it flat on her...Blah!
Boston Pancake
After the Cleveland Steamer is complete...there should be a passable "pancake" on her chest...simply splooge on that & viola'...it becomes a Boston Pancake with Syrup!
I really should not know all these things!  Icky men!
[Edited 4/25/2008 8:51:43 PM]
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| 4/25/2008 8:46:14 PM |
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sunnymtnlady
Rocky Mount, NC
age: 47
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I would not have sex with someone that would treat me like that and I would make sure I knew a man well enough before sex to be sure it would not happen. This is important because if he treated me like that I would be in jail for shooting his balls off.
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| 4/25/2008 8:47:54 PM |
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fpjones
Waycross, GA
age: 38
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yeah, this is all kind of sick...
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| 4/25/2008 8:50:08 PM |
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jimmyallen
Equality, IL
age: 43
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Is this just wrong or what
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| 4/25/2008 8:51:22 PM |
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krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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Ease up Sunny....this is supposed to be a joke!
Here is one for the ladies......
The Almost Empty Ketchup Bottle......(This is only if you are pissed and never want to have sex with the guy again)
Firmly grasp the shaft of the penis and with your free hand whack the tip straight down like you are trying to get the last bit of ketchup out of an almost empty ketchup bottle....
Seriously.....he will never want to have sex with you again.
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| 4/25/2008 9:08:57 PM |
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defiantlyltr
Stroudsburg, PA
age: 46
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OMFG!!! You sick puppy (bear)!!!!!
Krupa how would you like it if I did that to you!?! 
Of course no man would want to have sex again!! They'd be to 'fraid to!!!  
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| 4/25/2008 9:14:12 PM |
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sunnymtnlady
Rocky Mount, NC
age: 47
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Krupa - that ketchup move with some men would make them crawl to the ends of the world chasing you.
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| 4/25/2008 9:17:34 PM |
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krupa1
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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Oh, you know you liked that!
The Tony Danza.......
When fully mounted.....ask the question....."Oh Baby...Who's the Boss?"......when they reply "You are"....start laughing at them and say...."You are a moron! it's Tony Danza!"
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| 4/25/2008 9:24:37 PM |
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s83biker
Longmont, CO
age: 48
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The "RUSSIAN"
Woman in BED, man downtown seeking permission!
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| 4/25/2008 9:27:12 PM |
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defiantlyltr
Stroudsburg, PA
age: 46
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OMFG!!!
I have one it's called the Litter Box!!
The man rams the woman real fast and hard until he's almost ready to cum then at the
last minute pulls out and creams all over her p*ssy! Then he runs to get the cat who
procedes to clean up the mess!
Was that sick enough for ya' Krupa!! 
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