
peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries With That
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions
Switch To Expresso
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party
Because your not in the mood
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling, Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
REPOST To make Someone Smile.
Its Called ....... Therapy xD
[Edited 7/25/2007 10:08:18 PM]
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mrniceguy2
Deatsville, AL
age: 41
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Sounds like fun. Nothing better than messing with someone. Rock bottom huh?
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thenewme
New Castle, PA
age: 44
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obviously alot of people are following your therapy...I work at a Wendys and you would be surprised how many people order thier food "to go" in the drive thru!!
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