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| brwnidgrl69 |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
Sugar Land Texas |
| Zip Code: |
77478 |
| Age: |
37, Virgo |
| Height: |
5 ft. 8 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dirty Blonde, Brown |
| Body Type: |
Slender |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Healthcare |
| Drink: |
Drink Socially |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Status: |
Single |
| Have Kids: |
Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: |
Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
I am a dynamic woman, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel malls on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage my time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo people with my sensuous and goddess like harp playing, I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 15. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my backyard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am a abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller #9 and have won the weekend passes. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I bowl 300. Children trust me. I can hurl Jimmy Choo stilettos at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, The Da Vinci Code and Gone with the Wind in one day and still had time to refurbish the dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I sucessfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary five-course meals using only a potato masher and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won beauty pageants in Brazil, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Juliet, I have performed open-heart surgery, I have spoken with Elvis.
I am the most interesting girl in the world. I don't drink beer all the time, but when I do.....I drink Dos Equis.
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| Personality Type: |
Outgoing |
| Want To Find: |
A man ages 28 to 43 to date |
| I Party: |
Didn't Say |
| Interests: |
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