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| humorous1 |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
Naperville Illinois |
| Zip Code: |
60565 |
| Age: |
25, Cancer |
| Height: |
5 ft. 11 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Hazel |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
$25,000 - $50,000 |
| Job: |
Construction |
| Drink: |
Drink Socially |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Regularly |
| Status: |
Single |
| Have Kids: |
No |
| Want Kids: |
Yes |
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| Personality |
Where to start? Well, I'm 25, homeowner, dog owner, and a car (very cheap) owner. I enjoy humor and try to make every person I meet smile at least once. I enjoy most sports. My favorite teams are the Cubs, Bears, and Rush. Aside from working and school, I design websites for extra money. I enjoy having people over to my house for no reason but to just be surrounded by company. I hate cheaters and liars. Yes, hate.
I was in the Navy for four years and was honorably discharged in January of '07. I completed one tour of Operation Enduring Freedom and homeported the USS Reagan from Norfolk, VA to San Diego, CA. I have been to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil; Valparaiso, Chile; Lima, Peru; Brisbane, Australia; Singapore; Dubai, UAE; Hong Kong; Malaysia; and lastly Hawaii, twice.
Music: My MP3 player includes, but is not limited to: Hepcat, The Slackers, The Yardies, Slightly Stoopid, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Usher, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Morphine, Rebelution, Bob, Damian, Kymani, and Stephen Marley, Sublime, CCR, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, Reel Big Fish, AC/DC, Marvin Gaye, Ben Harper, Citizen Cope, The Roots, Eminem, Bloodhound Gang, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, Kenny Chesney, Pink Floyd, Dispatch, Elvis.
Ok, that's enough for you to get the idea. I am a connoisseur of music. Name it, I listen to it. Well, except the hardcore rock where they scream at you and you don't know why because, well, they're screaming whatever they're saying at you. If you do not know who any of those artists are, google them, you might like 'em!
Food: Yes, please. I love most all food. I am picky on condiments, but if it's cooked, I'll eat it. You learn to try new things when you're stopping over in foreign countries for a few days and have to point at items that are on other people's plates to order because the menu isn't in English.
Message me:
If you like to smile or laugh. I'm a pretty funny guy and that's not a self-proclamation, my friends and family tell me so! Yeah, friends (a close group of both male and female individuals) Not, buddies (the guys I hang out with all the time).
You would smile or laugh @ this pickup attempt:
So, I see a pretty lady (you) at the bar and ask to buy you a drink. You accept. I then ask if I can borrow a dollar. (btw I would still pay, just an icebreaker)
If you know what any of these phrases mean:
"Wild as Hell" (Hint: Early cuyler, Rusty cuyler, granny, dan halen, and sheriff)
"I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!" (Hint: Robert Downey Jr.)
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster." (Hint: Family Cartoon)
"Miss Hoover, I ate all my red crayons" (Hint: Doh!)
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| Personality Type: |
Very Outgoing |
| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 21 to 29 to date |
| I Party: |
Every weekend |
Interests:
I Like: |
311, AC/DC, bears, beer, Ben Harper, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, captain morgan, cartoon network, CCR, Citizen Cope, Cubs, Damian Marley, Dispatch, Elvis, Eminem, family guy, Foo Fighters, funny, Hepcat, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, joliet, Kenny Chesney, Kymani Marley, Marvin Gaye, Morphine, music, outgoing, Pink Floyd, Rebelution, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Slightly Stoopid, smoke, Squidbillies, Stephen Marley, Sublime, The Roots, the simpsons, The Slackers, The Yardies, tropic thunder, Usher |
| My Groups: |
20's Military Veterans Illinois Chat |
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