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| writerlefty |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
Simi Valley California |
| Zip Code: |
93065 |
| Age: |
61, Leo |
| Height: |
6 ft. 1 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Salt and Pepper Gray, Blue |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Politics: |
Very Liberal |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Entertainment and Media |
| Drink: |
Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Status: |
Widowed |
| Have Kids: |
Yes, over 18 |
| Want More: |
No |
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| Personality |
OK, let's get the boring stuff out of the way. I'm a male--duh!-- and I live in the Thousand Oaks area, roughly halfway between LA and Santa Barbara. I'm a widower – one son out & on his own and another soon to be, which explains why my house was named CASA TESTOSTEROSO. I've been working in advertising, as a writer and creative director since Disco.
And I’m also writing my third novel. It's a humorous story of three empty-nesters - good friends in a gigantic RV, on the lam from their quiet southern California suburb. A raucous tale about growth, friendship, mileage, manslaughter, Chardonnay and male motivation. Picture the movie THELMA AND LOUISE - with Lucy & Ethel along for the ride. I work out regularly and have a tattoo that, in Chinese, says ‘strong mind’ or maybe ‘kick me hard’. Can't tell though, because I don't read Chinese, and there's something strangely cool about not knowing.
I love to cook; that’s how the Army trained me to be a dangerous human being. You have no idea the magical feeling that can come from discovering you’ve just given Salmonella food poisoning to 160 heavily armed men.
I’m also seriously into driving, hanging out, exploring, touching and kissing, learning without being lectured to, great conversation, laughing, hours of foreplay, bad 1950's sci-fi movies and every type of music EXCEPT current country western. Yup, I'm creative and eclectic, and proud of it. Been told I give a world-class back rub and I don’t mean to brag, but I’m also one of the few Jewish guys on the West coast authorized to own and carry hand tools.
I’ve also been accused of being a lesbian trapped in the body of a man (but before you let loose with a disgusted Ewwwww, think about it for a minute). Look, life is way too much fun and too entertaining to take it or myself very seriously. Which may explain why I've never had a serious relationship with a prosecutor.
What am I looking for? A sharp mind, an independent spirit, a sense of whimsy and humor, and a laugh that comes all the way from the bottom of your soul. Sure, appearance is an intrinsic part of the equation. But warmth, intelligence and a sense of humor are an incredible aphrodisiac. And the brain is the biggest and hottest erogenous zone a person has.
That’s it for now. Time to take my size 12’s to the gym.
Thanks.
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| Personality Type: |
Outgoing |
| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 49 to 61 to date |
| I Party: |
Not very often |
Interests:
I Like: |
antique/junk stores, blackjack, blues, Carl Hiaasen, classic rock, classical music, cooking, Django Rheinhardt, Driving (exploring), flea markets, good wine & coffee, great conversations, great dinners, hanging out w/friends, hours of foreplay, Janet Evanovich, laughter, laughter again, listening 2 jazz, movies, old country western, R&B, reading, remodeling/renovation, sex, Stephane Grappelli, working out, writing |
| My Groups: |
California Chat |
| My Posts: |
view all of my forum posts (60) |
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