 |
|
| lady_moniker updated! |
Last Online: 11/11/2007 7:10:49 PM |
|
|
| Location: |
Joplin, Missouri |
| Zip Code: |
64801 |
| Age: |
26, Gemini |
| Height: |
5 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Red, Blue |
| Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Politics: |
Very Liberal |
| Education: |
High School |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Drink: |
Drink Socially |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Status: |
Divorced |
| Have Kids: |
Yes, living with me |
| Want More: |
Yes |
|
| Personality |
I am an overzealous, superfluous and redundant (see?) SOB, and am rarely high; I have kids now. I writhe, malinger, and expose my thong at prom. I have an affinity for rubber trees, the flavor of baking soda, and Manilow (yum, he gets me as excited as Lindsay Lohan at a cocaine buffet). I've a penchant for verbose verbiage (I did already admit to being redundant, no? I simply liked the alliteration that, that afforded.) Anyhoo, I digress. Forgive the literary portion of my brain; I sometimes write as though tweaking and other times as though thoroughly retarded. I am allergic to grass, plastic wrap, and any food containing dye number 51. Better known for: *Wars fought *Uprisings quelled *Marriages wrecked *Marriages saved *Tigers tamed *Dragons slayed *Bars emptied *Virgins converted *Nymphos satisfied
In search of a genotypical male, bipedal primate capable of abstract thought and environmental manipulation. Must possess thorough knowledge of celtic mythology and ginger-haired philosophy as well as having a strong desire to hear Khia's "My Neck" being lovingly played to him on the pianoforte. Must not be deceased.
(It has come to my attention that an Austrian animal rights group has petitioned their local courts for a declaration of personhood for a chimpanzee. Should they win their case {jurisprudence debate later} I feel it necessary to be a touch more specific: I seek a male H. s. sapien.)
Occupation: Sex booth cleaner
Religion: I take my opiate via capsule whilst drinking the blood of lambs on the full moon.
Favorite musician: K-Fed... fo reals yo
Idea of fun: His and hers root canals
Our first date: Kissing hands and shaking babies, golfing in an adult diaper, trying to determine the social significance of the existence of Pat Robertson, wondering who snorted more cocaine: Lohan or Scarface, submitting legislation to make stupidity a felony, and trying to make the connection between Sanjaya Malakar & actual talent.
Always wanted to try: Playing bluegrass cello and making 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.
Goal in life: Not submitting to the temptation that plagues us all: Entering the porn industry.
|
| Personality Type: |
Shy |
| Want To Find: |
A man ages 27 to 35 to date |
| I Party: |
Not very often |
Interests:
I Like: |
baking, bluegrass, debate, golfing, KISSING, knowledge, mythology, philosophy, playing, scarface, touch, Trees |
| My Discussions: |
|
Personals I've viewed:
chevyman91, brandunn, tnt123456, lost_soul_54, jsin820, davemoto, kfelton27
Singles/People who have viewed me:
smiley101, jab23, cev7, kenreda, berts, twells101, hammer143poe
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |