An Older Woman Sure Knows How To

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An Older Woman Sure Knows How To
by knittinkitten at 3/15/2009 4:58:56 PM

Cure a Guy's Day Dreams....

This was sent to me by a friend. Author Unknown. Why should I "think one up" when this says it ALL...?

After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 24-year-old gal.

Now I have a $400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, nice big bed and flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...

I kinda like being an "Older Woman".

KK

Comments
sassy_lassy	3/15/2009 6:33:09 PM Kkitten, you go girl, I love being my age also.. what a delight you are..don't ever change..
10snut	3/15/2009 6:38:42 PM Yeppers - tell it like it is and they understand better that way
texangelfire	3/15/2009 7:49:05 PM Cute
shorterthanshor	3/15/2009 8:18:11 PM Loved this knittenkittn----don't mess with old people. lol
luckylouie42	3/16/2009 7:25:34 AM that's not funny
flying550	3/16/2009 8:18:29 AM luckylouis42, oh yes it was! Good one knittenkittn!
flirty_me_1	3/16/2009 8:25:25 AM I wondered why there were so many "older" men that were broke!
aliveankickinto	3/16/2009 2:33:04 PM Sounds good to me.
havasusweety	3/16/2009 6:15:08 PM
soullygrounded	3/16/2009 9:39:45 PM Hahaha, this is just too funny...and yep, I'm enjoying joining the ranks of being an older woman. Geez, if I'd only known then what I know now...nice to you Judy. Hugs with best wishes
gloriajune	3/17/2009 1:40:09 AM Some think it is funny and some do not. Ha! That;s life.
medicalgirl66	3/17/2009 6:56:37 PM I love it.
luckylouie42	3/17/2009 7:03:52 PM Ha Ha, you gals really getting a kick out of this ain't ya
marchwhistler	3/19/2009 5:01:51 PM It's baggage, that's really what it is. We've all got a little of that, one way or another.
knittinkitten	4/2/2009 12:05:14 PM luckylouie, I'm really interested to know what part of the above you do not think is funny? Actually, if you really want to delve into it, I think it's kinda sad that a husband would DARE to make a statement like that, to his wife of 48 years..... I guess that's why it's considered a "joke"...I think if a couple remained together for 48 years these days, they would probably be happy with both sides of the bargain. marchwhistler: I hear you....I consider my "baggage" to be what made me who I am today. And, I kinda like who I am.