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Punctuation marks... by dougiem at 5/30/2010 3:47:33 AM Here's a quick note to all of you illiterate scab heads. For the love of our imaginary God, please stop using more than one exclamation point at a time. Nothing shows stupidity more than some useless f**kbucket who types stuff like, "Yeah!!!!!!!!!!" News flash, you f**king divot-faced simpletons: it only takes one exclamation point to drive your message home. All the exclamation points in the world won't make something more of an exclamation. If you want to emphasize your stupid shit even more just type the word or sentence in all capital letters, followed by a single exclamation point. Here's an example: "YEAH!" Or: "AMERICA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS BALLS!" There's no need to type ten f**king exclamation points at the end of a sentence or word, you stupid mongrels. Whenever I see somebody write something like, "That party was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!" I automatically know they're f**king stupid as dirt and somebody I'd like to throw a rock at. The same logic applies to questions marks. Using more than one is a pointless waste of your chromosome-missing time. It takes one question mark and one question mark only to indicate that a sentence is a question. Adding additional question marks doesn't make something any more of a question, does it? It's like trying to kill somebody who's already dead. Once you're dead, you can't be more dead, can you? Jesus, get it right.

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pretty_moonpa	5/30/2010 8:49:50 AM Thanks for the lesson. Was that in how to use foul language or how to write properly? Remember, its not always what you say, but how you say it. You will get attention for sure. However, I suspect it will be negative.
jennyann71	5/30/2010 8:59:25 AM The purpose of language is to communicate""""" only pseudo -intellictuals condemn a person's writing skills"""" so what is your back ground to be the Judge as I will match your Plus anyday.
maggy63 online now!	5/30/2010 10:28:43 AM OH BROTHER GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waltaz	5/30/2010 10:33:58 AM Negative for sure.
iamcyngl	5/30/2010 11:08:26 AM Your extensive vocabulary or lack of....is indicative of your level of intelligence and not only the decline of the American education system, but also the ability to articulate without the use of unnecessary bar room language. You merely replaced !!!!!! and ?????? with foul language....which was done to place emphasis on your point. By the way this is being written by someone who is 'older' than dirt.....TO someone who may perhaps be dumber than a box of rocks...or a bucket of hair. and needs his mouth washed out with soap!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty_moonpa	5/30/2010 11:49:17 AM hahaha iam no puncuation marks needed there!
bluecougareyes	5/30/2010 11:54:36 AM Hello !!!! Maggy..... See what happens to a page with to many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..L@@K ..Its messes the whole page up .... Maybe hes RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!
iamcyngl	5/30/2010 11:59:03 AM ^5 Miss Moon
snugglyangel56	5/30/2010 12:14:35 PM THE STATES LANGAGE THAT YOU USE IN YOUR STATEMENT, STATES THAT YOU AIN'T TO SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A JERK OFF YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maggy63 online now!	5/30/2010 1:26:23 PM Hey Blue, you might be right about messing up the page..but still-DOUG -was wrong!Thats my thoughts on this subject.
mbtjw	5/30/2010 3:52:07 PM I rather use !!!!! than be as angry inside as you are. I think anyone who has to use bad words within their vocabulary are worse than those who use !!!! and certainly less intelegant (did I spell that right?)(smile)
john_david online now!	5/30/2010 4:11:09 PM GO SIT ON A D**K!!!!!!!!!!!!
rami_jo	5/30/2010 4:47:03 PM Man you women can rip a man a new azzhole!!!!!!!!! You make me proud!!!!!! John boy whats an ADK???????????
redneckchic52	5/30/2010 4:50:42 PM !!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty_moonpa	5/30/2010 4:54:58 PM hahahahah wanna know what an ADK is???????? ...ask me..........privately!!!!!!
skipper_doodle online now!	5/30/2010 5:10:13 PM F**K THIS A**HOLE! LMAO
jj121850	5/30/2010 5:27:15 PM Dougie, you seriously need to meet my 30 year-old daughter..........not to date, she's married......but she's also a child psychologist and maybe she can help you get over your judgmental rudeness and all that anger! Oh wait, that's ANGER! You see, all capital letters (commonly referred to as CAPS) is considered YELLING! YELLING insults at strangers is considered childish, rude and STUPID! Oh, one more thing, I'm a former MENSA candidate and I use !!!!!!! frequently to put a bit of "expression" into my writings and my daughter uses "ur" frequently in texts. That makes it quicker to get the message across!!!!!!! She's a highly educated 30 year old and an incredible author of many papers, poems and even song lyrics. Get a grip, man! You're way over the top on this one.
iamcyngl	5/30/2010 5:50:11 PM this bunch is the greatest....high fiving Jenn, JD, Skip, Moon, Maggy, Cindy, Snuggs, Red, Rami...you too Blue & Miss Jenney....and to Walt a good grief!!!!! and
dougiem online now!	5/30/2010 6:58:04 PM Anyone who disagrees with me can trip and fall into a vat of used medical needles.
pretty_moonpa	5/30/2010 7:04:54 PM Now wasnt that an intelligent statement????????
john_david online now!	5/30/2010 7:25:57 PM aww someone is butt hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!
jj121850	5/30/2010 7:30:42 PM Poor Dougie, no wonder you're hanging out on the internet bantering with a bunch of folks old enough to be your parents..........with your attitude, who in their right mind would want to date you much less send you an email! Strike one, you're controling, strike two, you're belligerant and strike three you're a freaking child! Go play in the street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamcyngl	5/30/2010 7:43:39 PM I love it Jenn....your in trouble now Dougie...you got the lady riled!!!!!
iamcyngl	5/30/2010 7:47:19 PM and in the words of my dearly departed motheR who was a brilliant woman with a wicked sense of humor... MISS ON YOU PISTER.....YOU AIN'T SO MUCKING FUCH...GO BACK OFF IN YOUR OWN JACKYARD!!!!!!.....NOW....HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOUR OLD FETER PEEL??????????
dougiem online now!	5/31/2010 8:06:43 AM The same people who use multiple punctuation marks are the same half-chads who use those f**king idiotic dancing banana smiley things. Go wring a used AIDS-filled condom into your greasy gullets and just die already.
dougiem online now!	5/31/2010 8:15:38 AM Jesus, look at you swollen rejects. Half of you are, like, sixty-years-old and can barely form a coherent sentence. I'm half in the bag now and can still articulate myself better than you. No wonder you're on a dating site. You're complete losers. "Oh, but Doug, you're on this site, too!" Yeah, well, I work online and make money off of you simpletons whereas you have no excuse for being here other than being a desperate poop-chute who can't score in the real world because you're too socially akward and inept. Getting all riled up over something somebody says on the internet might be proof that you suck at life. Now go reflect on how badly you pissed your useless life away and when you're done do me a favor and inject an air bubble into your jugular and die.
john_david online now!	5/31/2010 10:15:37 AM It's over kill dougy boy. It bothers me too, but not THAT much. If you sound like more of a A-hole than I do, then you're doing something seriously wrong.
jj121850	5/31/2010 10:45:27 AM Thank God I'm not your mother! You really don't have a life, do you? Seems like I recall my Mom teaching me to be respectful of my elders and my children learned the same lessons along with how to spell, puntuate and communicate with others. Seems you missed the most important lessons, being human, tolerant and kind. I feel sorry for you and the life you choose to live. My choices have made me happy and your rudeness only serves to make me laugh (and pity your existence).
jackijo61	5/31/2010 1:46:53 PM Wow! I must say you have how to punctuate correctly. However your vocabulary towards the world out there is very uncouth. You sit and say 'Jesus, look at you swollen rejects.' and spout off about people being on line on a dating site. JUST WHERE THE SAM HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? AND WITH THE MOUTH AND ATTITUDE YOU HAVE I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT THE REASON YOU ARE HALF IN THE BAG AS YOU WRITE THIS IS THAT YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR MOMMA'S BASEMENT DATELESS YET AGAIN WONDERING WHY THE GIRL NEXT DOOR WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU. I'LL TELL YOU WHY....MEN LIKE YOU WHO THINK THEY ARE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS AND TALK THE WAY YOU DO WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING IN LIFE BUT THE INTERNET, THE SATISFACTION OF BEING A BIG MAN ON LINE, THE BOTTLE YOU DRINK FROM AND YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT. SO WELCOME TO YOUR WORLD. YOU MAY BE ABLE TO WRITE PROPERLY BUT YOUR LIFE SUCKS ALL OVER AND AGAIN. HAVE A GREAT DAY DOUGIEM. DON'T BOTHER TO REPLY..
revoked	6/15/2010 5:39:47 PM Caps get your point across, Mhm.
worthlymama	6/19/2010 7:25:04 AM Settle down everyone remember what you are all talking about.....punctuation marks, PUNCTUATION MARKS people. o.k so you don't agree with his language or his remarks but you also do not know him, nor does he know any of you so why are you all taking this so seriously? Seems to me that everyone should have way more important things to do on a daily basis than b*tch over this petty crap, But that's why you do it isn't it Doug, I thought it was funny!