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Today Is a GREAT Day To Be Alive
by sherri_ at 6/21/2010 5:42:23 AM


Yesterday I was made aware that I completely creeped out Smokin' Hot Adult Daughter with my bags of human hair scattered in and around (well, it's not scattered inside the house, just in an out of the way cabinet that took her by surprise when she opened the door and it swung out). No mean feat to creep out someone such as her, she's an ENTJ--The Field Marshall, "I'm really sorry you have to die."

I'm still preening. For icing, I got to stink out teenaged Man Child both outside with my tobacco tea then inside with one of my brewing potions. Again, no mean feat to stink out a teenaged boy.

I'm still glowing. This morning, I went for the Tri-Fecta: I completely grossed out Smokin' Hot Adult Son #1 (he's 26). I'm driving him to the nearest bus stop--about six miles away--and we pass this Old Fart (aka, *my* age) on his bicycle. I comment on his nice butt and legs.

"Oh, no you didn't!! You didn't just go there!!! That is so gross. You're my mother, that is just WRONG!!!"


(flicks imaginary dust off my shoulder)
I still have it. Three up, three down...Smokin' Hot Adult Son #2 to go.

This is gonna be a GREAT summer


Comments

jennyann71
6/21/2010 9:04:34 AM

Summer time and the living is easy and full of wonder and Romance and Yes, a great time to be alive .
pretty_moonpa



6/21/2010 10:11:55 AM

LOL LOL LOL .....send them my new blog to their e-mail...that ought to get them going........lol...I do love your sense of humor

waltaz
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6/21/2010 10:30:15 AM

Romance is a hard job but someone has to do it.

miki49
6/21/2010 12:27:27 PM

Rough on the kids when they get a glimpse of you actually being a person in your own right, not just there to service them as a mother. You got it girl.

rosesandsmiles
6/21/2010 2:40:13 PM

Sherri, sometimes you just gotta let them know. Look I raised you, cooked 3 meals a day, washed your clothes, made sure you had a clean house to live in and all the convenciences, made sure that, or are making sure that you are getting the best of education, now shove off and let me live my life.

waltaz
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6/21/2010 3:07:31 PM

Rose, You forgot wiping their butts

george1965
6/21/2010 5:01:23 PM

good ole summertime!!!

hotthick1
6/21/2010 7:11:33 PM

hahaha this chick is so funny!!!! ima have to remember this shyt when my boys are grown up hahahahaha

remodel
6/22/2010 5:37:08 AM

What goes around,come's around.

rosesandsmiles
6/22/2010 2:52:44 PM

Without fail Frank.

letusing
6/24/2010 3:40:54 PM

Love is tuff find esp,,,here!sing