This is the part where I convince you I'm god's gift to all of womankind. You will quickly learn I am not god's gift to anyone. Satan's gift? Perhaps...you be the judge. I like to think I'm not your typical, everyday, run of the mill shithead. I've called Dunedin home since 1994 and am originally from St Louis, MO. To the pay the bills I work as an assistant recording engineer and love my job 99.5% of the time. Here are a handful of fun facts that I feel are detrimental to truly get to know me: I use the words "jobber" and "kayfabe" way too much. I have an incredibly strange and vulgar sense of humor.. I'm a strong advocate of burning the sticky green stuff. It will cure what ails ya and then some. I've had a somewhat unhealthy obsession with GNR since the age of 8 I bleed Garnett and Gold. Go Noles! I have a hard time with punctuality. I tend to be a little shy around the fairer sex...hence me on this site I'm not easily bamboozled. I'm not really sure what else to put in here. I've listed a lot of my favorite activities, interests and such below in the keyword section. Anything else you'd like to know, feel free to ask. ::devil::