I'm looking for the one, have you seen her? Been lookin for love in all the wrong places. So this seems like the next best place right? Here's how it'll go down: We chat a bit, if that goes well, Meet for drinks. After that I'll take you to mcdonalds (or a restaurant of equal or lesser value( negotiable if you're real cute)) Past that doesn't matter because you'll be in love, guaranteed or your money back. About me: Career-check Fancy sports car- fuck yes Now tell me you're not interested