yfz
Salem, OR
age: 34
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I'm trying to find a really funny fake job title as a joke. Does anyone have anything that comes to mind??? I've herd a few and they are pretty good but I'm curious to get some more laughs.
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alawishs
Springfield, OR
age: 69
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garflotic
Roseburg, OR
age: 70
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yfz
Salem, OR
age: 34
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Here are a few I found on the web...I kind of like the first one and the last one.
Funny Job Titles
1. experienced bra fitter - I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
2. PlayStation Brand Ambassador
3. Eyebrow Threading - I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
4. Administraive/ Secretary - ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help.
5. Finish Carpenter - for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
6. Helpdesk Technician@Pentagon - “Uh, hello? I’m having a problem with this missile…”
7. Nail Tech - so nails can be pretty complicated…
8. Remedy Engineer - aren’t those called “doctors”?
9. Saltlick Cashier - new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
10. Molecular Biologist II - when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
11. Breakfast Sandwich Maker - we also got one of these recently.
12. Hotel Housekeepers - why can’t they just say ‘hotelkeepers’?
13. Preschool Teacher #4065 - either that’s a really big school or they’ve got robot teachers.
14. glacéau drop team - for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
15. PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN - get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
16. DoodyCalls Technician - they really shouldn’t put down janitors like that.
17. Golf Staff - and here I thought they were called clubs.
18. Pressure Washers - what’s next, heat cleaners?
19. Sandwich Artist - another “Jesus in my food” wannabe.
20. Self Storage Manager - this is for self storage?
21. Qualified Infant Caregiver - too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
22. Ground Support - but there’s just more dirt under there.
23. Gymboree Teacher - the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
24. COMMERCIAL space hunter - so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? W
25. JOB COACH - if they’re unemployed when they get to you, what does that say?
26. KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! - no spelling ability required.
27. POOLS SUPERVISOR - “yeah, they’re still wet…”
28. HOUSE MANAGER/TEEN SUPERVISOR - see the dictionary under P, for Parent.
29. Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor - just sounds bad.
30. Space Heater - Just sitting around taking up space.
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fumblesmcstupid
Portland, OR
age: 48
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turkey clipper-this was posted years ago somewhere in arazona-apperently you have to go around & clip off the turkeys dewclaws-just ask nice & i'm sure they'll sit still for you.
snail farmer-somewhere in navada-must be hard rounding them up & even harder to brand them.
pigeon nest cleaner-also navada-self explanitory & yuk!!!
[Edited 7/27/2008 7:03:53 PM ]
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