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6/25/2008 12:37:50 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cincin3500
Lapeer, MI
age: 36 online now!


I just got a great phone call, from one of the best women on the DH. She sounds tired, but determined. With her heart and the support network she has down there, she is going to be great. She asked me to thank all of you again for your support and prayers.

Now I'm asking you all for some humor. Let's send some laughs their way; post a pic., post a joke, tell your most embarassing moment...

Since I know the Muskies have some lines in the water today, I thought I would start with this.........



6/25/2008 12:43:27 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cincin3500
Lapeer, MI
age: 36 online now!


Oh, and this is for you and the boys.....


6/25/2008 2:55:53 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 69


HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE POINTING THOSE THINGS, LADY! They might go off!






[Edited 6/25/2008 2:56:22 PM]

6/25/2008 3:03:42 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 69


You want a joke? OK! Try this one:

A man woke up in a hospital with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. His doctor asked: "Do you have any idea on how this happened?" The man thinks for a moment, then says:

My wife and I went out for nine holes of golf. When we teed off we sliced horribly. Our balls went over a fence and into a pasture full of cows. We left the cart, climbed the fence and went looking for the balls. In a few minutes I found a cow with a ball buried in her butt. I hollered at my wife: "Hey honey....this one looks just like yours!" Uh...I don't remember much after that!"



6/25/2008 3:07:48 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cincin3500
Lapeer, MI
age: 36 online now!


Pointing??? HAHAHAHA, How is this one?


ROTFLMAO

6/25/2008 4:18:20 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

ru2timid
Rockford, IL
age: 46


On vacation... ok - so I'll share!


Now tell me which one you really want.

6/25/2008 4:40:02 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

veteran61
Farmington, IL
age: 47




6/25/2008 5:10:16 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cece123
Madison Heights, MI
age: 48


You! Get out of this gene pool.....

6/25/2008 5:52:43 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

eagleeyes7
Fort Myers, FL
age: 60


OK, Here's one that you all should get a kick out of.......

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/joke_of_day.aspx?adjustDate=&id=10983


Eagle

6/25/2008 6:03:22 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

striker29527
London, KY
age: 45




6/25/2008 6:22:41 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

eagleeyes7
Fort Myers, FL
age: 60


Sorry that last one didn't transfer, so here is .....

There was this boy in high school that was what you would
consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement
of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look
what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of
soil and instantly grass started to grow.

Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked
his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.

His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then
dad would have to buy him a convertable.

Dad agreed.

The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his
dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told
him that he had something to show him. They went to the front
yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.

The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."

The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is
from your mother."

6/25/2008 6:40:36 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cincin3500
Lapeer, MI
age: 36 online now!


Girls, I understand this scam is alive and well in your area. These men go by the handles of Muskie1 and Muskie2, and were last seen with shaved heads... You should call for police if you run across these bad men. Oh shit...your screwed, just call me the police won't help you any.


Who wants to go shopping?

6/25/2008 7:00:56 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

twohawks
Bothell, WA
age: 69


An old Monsignor was talking with a young Priest. "Father Rafferty...when you first came to this parish I had my doubts about you. You were young and agressive and you had some ideas that just didn't set too well with me. When you suggested jazzing up the hymns a little bit...I thought that was not a good idea. But it worked! More people want to get in the choir now. When you suggested removing the first three rows of pews and replacing them with bucket seats...I thought you had totally lost it. But that worked too! We are getting a lot more of the younger folks in for services. Your suggestion about a drive up confession booth floored me! I knew you had lost it with that one! But....that worked too. We are getting more people in for confession and they are placing more in the collection plate. But there is just one little thing that we must change!"

"What is that, Monsignor?"

"That big red, flashing, neon sign out on the street that says TOOT AND TELL, OR GO TO HELL....that has got to go!"

6/25/2008 9:29:42 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

moonstruck50
Boulder, CO
age: 58


ROTFLOAO. Everyone is laughing.
You all, this is County, I really want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Everyone knows how much this woman means to me and to see her laugh makes me cry. I can't thank you enough. Jack says thanks as well. She is sleeping restfully tonight for the first time in weeks. You all are the greatest.
Cin, I yelled at her for being on the phone instead of resting but she told me to bite her. She hasn't kidded around like that in weeks either.
Jack and I did go fishing today and stopped at the local fish market afterwards, ok, we did not catch any, and got this ugly fish and put a set of false teeth in it and presented it to "flipper" and I only wish I would have caught the look on her face. It was hilarious. Then we find the thread on dh and it certainly made her day. (will send pics of the fish soon)
She will be starting her next set of treatments next week and has three weeks left to finish. The drs are very optomistic and believe that the cancer will be gone. You all know what a tough "scrapper" she is and we are certain she will beat this.
Again, thanks for everything. Ladies, I think moonstruck50 has a group going for a monthly check up. Want to get in, please email her. Red was adamant about getting one started.
You all have a good time at the party and we will be thinking about you all. Maybe we can call and talk to everyone.
Love and hugs to all
The Three Muskies and Moonie

6/25/2008 10:29:00 PM Send some laughs to our friends....  

cincin3500
Lapeer, MI
age: 36 online now!


Hey Wayne.... BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



All of us girls are following with moonie and doing our part. FYI, you boys should join in as well. Serious.

Love you alllllllllll!!
Cin

Apparently Jack has cut me off, no emails today


i still love you honey!


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