raventalon
Belleville, IL
age: 50
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ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice.
You are a prick.
TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell.
Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed.
You are nothing but a goddamn communist.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and itelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual.
You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means that you are a cheap bastard.
Geminis are notoriuos for thriving in incest.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
The think you are a sucker.
You are always putting things off.
That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy.
Most Leos are bullies.
You are vain and cannot tolerate honest critism.
Your arrogance is disgusting.
Leos are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This shit picking is sickening to your friends.
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are male, you are probably queer.
Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent.
Most Libra women are wh*res.
All Libras die of STDs.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
You are the perfect son-of-a-b*tch.
Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGGITARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads.
People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting f**ked.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You are basically chicken-shit.
There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be aggressive.
You lie a great deal.
You are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.
Everyone knows you are a f**king jerk.
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA.
You have minor influence over your friends.
People resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and are generally a coward.
Pisceans screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.
ALL IN FUN, PEOPLE!!!! Do not take seriously.
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suzie23
Little Rock, AR
age: 39
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SAGGITARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads.
People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting f**ked. <<<------ Damn, I didn't know people were watching!!!!!  Just kidding
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raventalon
Belleville, IL
age: 50
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LOL
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raventalon
Belleville, IL
age: 50
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Huh?  What does that mean?
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